New year new me? Fuck you. I am a what you made me. Look upon thy works ye mighty and despair 🖕

I have joked about this fully expecting it to be true

I take more than my share of shots at Quinn Emanuel but they have done great and difficult work, at substantial risk to the firm, for Abrego Garcia. Sincere thanks and respect.

Where do all the democrats go?

(Yes this is a rapture joke)
(🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕if you’re offended)

I wonder if Green Day knew that with American Idiot they were satirizing the high water mark of GOP intellectualism in the 2000s

The tragedy is that Charlie Kirk chose to live the life that he did.

For the collectors out there - this was a hard find for me and will be way harder once out of print

@stephenking.bsky.social wrote another banger. Surprising no one the master is still the fucking master

If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.

Guys is supposed to be “all hail” not seig heil

A bunch of fucking idiots are going to lose their life savings on $trump and they will fucking deserve it. #pumpanddump #scam

New year new me? Fuck you. I am a what you made me. Look upon thy works ye mighty and despair 🖕

Gutting section 230 is the fastest way to deplatform conservatives and they seem to be perfectly ok with that so I guess keep hoping that tiger doesn’t eat your face

We’re out here living like it’s 2505 and I am not fucking here for it.

Overqualified

A monkey throwing shit at a dartboard would be a preferable form of government