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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
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Happy your mom's new boyfriend loses your entire college fund to fanduel eve everyone
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Happy your mom's new boyfriend loses your entire college fund to fanduel eve everyone
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
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"And what will you eat during the Puppy Bowl?"
"Puppies."
"Puppies."
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"And what will you eat during the Puppy Bowl?"
"Puppies."
"Puppies."
Shrek “Shrek”
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shrek “Shrek”
“Two stones at the same time”
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
“Two stones at the same time”
In England they should really call it Draft Presidents
hearing an englishman say "draft kings" on television... harrowing
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
In England they should really call it Draft Presidents
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Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
Who is this fucking ladder puller
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Who is this fucking ladder puller
Extremely normal shit here
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Extremely normal shit here
I think it’s more than 9%
Massie: "I vote with the president 91% of the time. The 9% of the time my party is taking for pedophiles, bankrupting this country, or starting another war, I don't vote with them. And they want 100% compliance. That's why they're trying to take me out."
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I think it’s more than 9%
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there is something so funny about enduring a kid rock concert to try and prove a point to people who simply do not care
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
there is something so funny about enduring a kid rock concert to try and prove a point to people who simply do not care
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Dawanna Witt is the Hennepin County sheriff and Jodi Wentland is the County Administrator. They are responsible for this.
🚨Minneapolis Sheriffs aggressively push ICE protesters into a corner, using their police vehicles to threaten running them over to get them to move.
LIVE NOW ⬇️
LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Dawanna Witt is the Hennepin County sheriff and Jodi Wentland is the County Administrator. They are responsible for this.
“Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause.”
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
“Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause.”
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great. "Let that gun go off, daddy" is just gonna bounce around in my mind like a dvd player logo screensaver. thanks @marawilson.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
great. "Let that gun go off, daddy" is just gonna bounce around in my mind like a dvd player logo screensaver. thanks @marawilson.bsky.social
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
Need to know what college this is and where I can get merch
Geoducks make for great chowder and hilariously phallic photos. They’re also the mascot of my hometown college. 😁
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Need to know what college this is and where I can get merch
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The Washington Department of Natural Resources makes a good point.
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The Washington Department of Natural Resources makes a good point.
Fucking loathe this guy look at him
February 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Fucking loathe this guy look at him
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Cutting the Olympic crowd booing JD Vance is a chickenshit move. As if the American public doesn't already know the rest of the world hates him.
February 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Cutting the Olympic crowd booing JD Vance is a chickenshit move. As if the American public doesn't already know the rest of the world hates him.
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The Epstein files have confirmed what the left have been pointing out for years: white supremacist and patriarchal hierarchies built on capitalist exploitation lead to gross inequality and monsters.
Billionaires pay millionaires to shape the narrative that trans people and immigrants are the enemy
Billionaires pay millionaires to shape the narrative that trans people and immigrants are the enemy
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Epstein files have confirmed what the left have been pointing out for years: white supremacist and patriarchal hierarchies built on capitalist exploitation lead to gross inequality and monsters.
Billionaires pay millionaires to shape the narrative that trans people and immigrants are the enemy
Billionaires pay millionaires to shape the narrative that trans people and immigrants are the enemy
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1,000 reskeets and it's totally made up, that's a photo from Los Angeles, stop sharing this disinfo-spreader
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
1,000 reskeets and it's totally made up, that's a photo from Los Angeles, stop sharing this disinfo-spreader
This administration sure does have a type
It's largely been lost in the chaos of the last month, but Secretary of Education Linda McMahon is trying to doxx the John Does who sued her for (allegedly) allowing them to be raped by grown men when they were kids and (allegedly) covering it up
@brandonthurston.bsky.social has a write-up:
@brandonthurston.bsky.social has a write-up:
Vince and Linda McMahon file oppositions to ring boy plaintiffs' request to maintain anonymity in lawsuit - POST Wrestling | Podcasts, News, Reviews | WWE AEW NXT NJPW
McMahons say "John Doe" anonymity will unfairly hinder their ability to find witnesses to clear them. WWE takes no position on pseudonyms.
www.postwrestling.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This administration sure does have a type
I smashed up the passenger mirror of our car so I decided to replace it. It was mostly easy once I figured out how to do it, but it took me a long time to get to that point.
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I smashed up the passenger mirror of our car so I decided to replace it. It was mostly easy once I figured out how to do it, but it took me a long time to get to that point.
Candy?
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Candy?