Super Nintendo Chalmers
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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
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11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
The ‘Burbs show’s first ep is called The Goddamn Brownies lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The ‘Burbs show’s first ep is called The Goddamn Brownies lol
Wegovy? Skyrizi? Maybe it’s time we go to church and pray to that riz in the sky, JC
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Wegovy? Skyrizi? Maybe it’s time we go to church and pray to that riz in the sky, JC
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The under bettors before the FLAG symbol popped up
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The under bettors before the FLAG symbol popped up
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Robert Kraft’s team losing the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion is, to date, the worst consequence suffered by any of the men in the Epstein files.
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Robert Kraft’s team losing the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion is, to date, the worst consequence suffered by any of the men in the Epstein files.
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Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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If you’re a neutral watching this Super Bowl and trying to decide how to feel about the result, just remember Jesse Singal is sad right now
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If you’re a neutral watching this Super Bowl and trying to decide how to feel about the result, just remember Jesse Singal is sad right now
Caleb would come back in this game just sayin’
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Caleb would come back in this game just sayin’
Somehow missed this news about Robert Kraft
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Somehow missed this news about Robert Kraft
Why isn’t this new Tracy Morgan show, about an ex football player, premiering after the Super Bowl?
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Why isn’t this new Tracy Morgan show, about an ex football player, premiering after the Super Bowl?
Tf is ai dot com
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Tf is ai dot com
Collinsworth is so mad at drake maye
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Collinsworth is so mad at drake maye
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Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
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MAGA people pretending to have to like Kid Rock to own the libs
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
MAGA people pretending to have to like Kid Rock to own the libs
Goddammit Seattle don’t let the fucking patriots back in this
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Goddammit Seattle don’t let the fucking patriots back in this
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
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alexa ai ad: we'll fucking kill you lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
alexa ai ad: we'll fucking kill you lmao
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Maybe the real problem isn’t the quart of ice cream Mike Tyson eats every hour, but WTF it is that drives Mike Tyson to eat a quart of ice cream every hour. There’s plenty to overeat about these days.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Maybe the real problem isn’t the quart of ice cream Mike Tyson eats every hour, but WTF it is that drives Mike Tyson to eat a quart of ice cream every hour. There’s plenty to overeat about these days.
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Complain all you want, customers. We said we’d put on Kid Rock if you stopped gambling to watch TV, and we meant it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Complain all you want, customers. We said we’d put on Kid Rock if you stopped gambling to watch TV, and we meant it.
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