Super Nintendo Chalmers
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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
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“This mug says “number 1 dad” indicating that you are in fact the best dad.
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
“This mug says “number 1 dad” indicating that you are in fact the best dad.
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"RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES COULD COLLAPSE THE WHOLE SYSTEM!"
ME: "Yeah... and?"
ME: "Yeah... and?"
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES COULD COLLAPSE THE WHOLE SYSTEM!"
ME: "Yeah... and?"
ME: "Yeah... and?"
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Immigration is one big PSYOP.
It ain't some poor immigrants robbing you.
They don't own the Energy Companies, the Supermarkets, the Banks, the Housing or the Healthcare.
No it's the billionaires who rob you, and they blame immigrants to distract you.
It ain't some poor immigrants robbing you.
They don't own the Energy Companies, the Supermarkets, the Banks, the Housing or the Healthcare.
No it's the billionaires who rob you, and they blame immigrants to distract you.
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Immigration is one big PSYOP.
It ain't some poor immigrants robbing you.
They don't own the Energy Companies, the Supermarkets, the Banks, the Housing or the Healthcare.
No it's the billionaires who rob you, and they blame immigrants to distract you.
It ain't some poor immigrants robbing you.
They don't own the Energy Companies, the Supermarkets, the Banks, the Housing or the Healthcare.
No it's the billionaires who rob you, and they blame immigrants to distract you.
This Burbs show isn’t great but it has Paula Pell
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This Burbs show isn’t great but it has Paula Pell
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As much as I intensely dislike Ashton Kutcher it’s kinda hilarious how much he seems to just be acting like himself* in his role on The Beauty (as a megalomaniacal sociopath)
*not a good thing
*not a good thing
February 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
As much as I intensely dislike Ashton Kutcher it’s kinda hilarious how much he seems to just be acting like himself* in his role on The Beauty (as a megalomaniacal sociopath)
*not a good thing
*not a good thing
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In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
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Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up
A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Maybe Pitt and cruise will sue whoever made this
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Maybe Pitt and cruise will sue whoever made this
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Obligatory reminder
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Obligatory reminder
There are a lot of great Dr Spaceman jokes but one of my favorites is “I’m dating Squeaky Fromme. She is…difficult”
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
There are a lot of great Dr Spaceman jokes but one of my favorites is “I’m dating Squeaky Fromme. She is…difficult”
“This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.”
no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
“This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.”
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Just take a look at this and remember, Pam Bondi's concern here was not with any of the victims of these crimes but with the nosy Democrats who actually gave a shit about them.
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Just take a look at this and remember, Pam Bondi's concern here was not with any of the victims of these crimes but with the nosy Democrats who actually gave a shit about them.
Leon Black?
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Leon Black?
Why are republicans so fucking weird
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Why are republicans so fucking weird
She’s wearing those Aunt Rosalie glasses like when she eviscerated Mark Facebook
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
She’s wearing those Aunt Rosalie glasses like when she eviscerated Mark Facebook
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AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through:
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through:
This is coming to 4k at just the right time, imo
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This is coming to 4k at just the right time, imo
Here’s a simple trick that might work. Fake diverticulitis and say your family has a history of diverticulitis. It might work.
Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45.
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Here’s a simple trick that might work. Fake diverticulitis and say your family has a history of diverticulitis. It might work.
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Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45.
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45.
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
Memento
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Memento
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Maybe It'll Happen at the same time
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Maybe It'll Happen at the same time
To be replaced in a few days with the saddest thing you’ve ever seen
this is the saddest thing I've ever seen
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
To be replaced in a few days with the saddest thing you’ve ever seen
The packaging for a nursing pillow for moms with twins
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The packaging for a nursing pillow for moms with twins
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So NOT A SURPRISE TO ANYONE, BONDI REMAINS AN APOLOGIST FOR TRAITOR TRUMP, PEDOPHILES,SEX TRAFFICKERS, TORTURERS AND MURDERERS OF YOUNG WOMAN. BOTH.TO HELL WITH HER! SCUM OF THE EARTH. SHE IS A DEPLORABLE JOKE😡🔥😡😡🥸
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
So NOT A SURPRISE TO ANYONE, BONDI REMAINS AN APOLOGIST FOR TRAITOR TRUMP, PEDOPHILES,SEX TRAFFICKERS, TORTURERS AND MURDERERS OF YOUNG WOMAN. BOTH.TO HELL WITH HER! SCUM OF THE EARTH. SHE IS A DEPLORABLE JOKE😡🔥😡😡🥸
I don’t totally buy this. I think Pam rightly believes that the feckless Dems will not do anything substantial when they retake power.
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I don’t totally buy this. I think Pam rightly believes that the feckless Dems will not do anything substantial when they retake power.
It’s a death camp. They’re all death camps
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
It’s a death camp. They’re all death camps