Super Nintendo Chalmers
@snchalmers.bsky.social
You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
I really want him to [REDACTED]
RFK Jr. wants us sick, so he can sell his fraudulent supplements and fake cure-alls.
He knew he would do this and openly lied to everyone. He now gets to jeopardize us all for profit. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
He knew he would do this and openly lied to everyone. He now gets to jeopardize us all for profit. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. wants you to know he’s personally responsible for anti-vax misinformation on CDC website
He told the New York Times there’s no proof that vaccines don’t cause autism, which is a lie.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I really want him to [REDACTED]
I think that’s exactly what Sean thinks. “Poors” shouldn’t fly
A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I think that’s exactly what Sean thinks. “Poors” shouldn’t fly
This is so goddamn funny www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is so goddamn funny www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
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Look, pretty much everything you need to know about Greg Bovino can be seen in his deliberate choices in uniform and appearance.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Look, pretty much everything you need to know about Greg Bovino can be seen in his deliberate choices in uniform and appearance.
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
“This big man, very strong came up to me. He said ‘sir, Han shot first’ and I believe he did and we’re gonna talk to George about this and we’re going to get this fix. Maclunkey, can you believe this?”
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“This big man, very strong came up to me. He said ‘sir, Han shot first’ and I believe he did and we’re gonna talk to George about this and we’re going to get this fix. Maclunkey, can you believe this?”
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Breaking on MS NOW: Rep. Eric Swalwell is suing Bill Pulte, the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, accusing him of violating privacy laws.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Breaking on MS NOW: Rep. Eric Swalwell is suing Bill Pulte, the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, accusing him of violating privacy laws.
“Gruel is nutritious and abundant”
Let them eat cake ass article.
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Gruel is nutritious and abundant”
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Investigated by the FBI at the personal behest of the president because I repeatedly referred to the director of Rush Hour as "Bert Ratner" on a podcast.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Investigated by the FBI at the personal behest of the president because I repeatedly referred to the director of Rush Hour as "Bert Ratner" on a podcast.
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Somehow, Der Volk’s Car returned
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Somehow, Der Volk’s Car returned
Facing pressure from Trump, Disney is relaunching Hollywood Pictures and green-lighting a sequel to the 1992 farce “Blame it on the Bellboy”
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Facing pressure from Trump, Disney is relaunching Hollywood Pictures and green-lighting a sequel to the 1992 farce “Blame it on the Bellboy”
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is pressuring studios to fund and produce a sequel to Pootie Tang called “2tie Tang”
The sexual assaulter-to-MAGA pipeline is never in doubt
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The sexual assaulter-to-MAGA pipeline is never in doubt
My “We’re not Enron t-shirt” has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
Been wondering about this exact thing for months, and not just with Nvidia. None of the numbers work; the revenues don't come close to the wild-ass valuations anyway, and the whole thing is a self-dealing ouroboros of like a half-dozen companies buying and selling to each other.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My “We’re not Enron t-shirt” has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
Wut
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wut
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well, if the dick fitts
@JeffPassan tweeted
Full trade, per ESPN sources:
Boston Red Sox receive: Sonny Gray and cash
St. Louis Cardinals receive: LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts
Full trade, per ESPN sources:
Boston Red Sox receive: Sonny Gray and cash
St. Louis Cardinals receive: LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
well, if the dick fitts
Fuck yes
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fuck yes
There’s self-important and then there’s this
sacre bleu 😱
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
There’s self-important and then there’s this
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Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.
This is great news tbh
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is great news tbh
Swear to god if we get dirty texts between dersh and Berry Weiss…
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Swear to god if we get dirty texts between dersh and Berry Weiss…
Chalamet used to have a YouTube channel where he modded video game controllers
OMG the teeniest tiniest Tim Chalomet you can imagine just showed up in season 2 of Homeland and I'm cracking up. I didn't know he has been around that long.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Chalamet used to have a YouTube channel where he modded video game controllers
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Tammany Brawl would be a great name for an indie wrestling show in New York.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tammany Brawl would be a great name for an indie wrestling show in New York.
Please please please let it include the call to Haggar Slacks
By the way, Ken Burns’ next documentary series is apparently in the can — LBJ & The Great Society
kenburns.com/films/lbj-th...
kenburns.com/films/lbj-th...
LBJ & the Great Society - Ken Burns
This three-part, six-hour series will chronicle the life and times of Lyndon B. Johnson, one of the most capable, colorful, and controversial men ever to occupy the White House. A figure of extraordin...
kenburns.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Please please please let it include the call to Haggar Slacks