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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.

🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights
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1. Thomas Massey, Republican from Kentucky, just did an interview where he said, on camera, that the director of the FBI threatened to investigate one of his staffers for fraud if Massey did not stop pushing for the disclosure of the Epstein files.
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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In an email to Michael Wolff while Wolff was writing an unflattering exposé on the Trump administration, Jeffrey Epstein states that people who had dinner with Trump were concerned about his dementia. He was wearing too much makeup and didn’t recognize old friends.

THIS WAS ALMOST TEN YEARS AGO.
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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jrr tolkien actually based the lord of the rings series on his time working at best buy
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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The largest federal prison in the nation is Fort Dix, which has a rated capacity of 4,600 people. The largest of these warehouse camps may hold more than twice that number of people.

The federal government hasn't operated a prison camp inside the United States that large since Japanese Internment.
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:

- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown

This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Just an incredible dipshit
The most important word in all of Musk’s space posts is “consciousness.” His utopian fantasy is mind uploading, not *people*
SpaceX to focus on Moon settlements instead of Mars?!? Wow, it is hard to overstate what a change -- what a climb-down -- this is for Musk. It has always been Mars for him. Full stop. Supposedly the goal behind *everything* he does.
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Just an incredible dipshit
The most important word in all of Musk’s space posts is “consciousness.” His utopian fantasy is mind uploading, not *people*
SpaceX to focus on Moon settlements instead of Mars?!? Wow, it is hard to overstate what a change -- what a climb-down -- this is for Musk. It has always been Mars for him. Full stop. Supposedly the goal behind *everything* he does.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Divorced dad on divorced dad crime
the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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the left is also going to get the olympics in the national divorce it seems, while the conservatives will retain [checks notes] jake paul, rob schneider & catturd
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
“I live in Puerto Rico” is the new “I have black friends”
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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ALERT: Rep Robert Garcia (D-CA) says Ghislaine Maxwell has appeared for virtual deposition with House Oversight Cmte and “said nothing. She answered no questions and provided no information about the men who raped and trafficked women and girls”
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Mortality rates were so high on sugar plantations during slavery that slaveholders used to coerce enslaved people working other crops like cotton with threats to sell them or their loved ones to sugar plantations.

That’s where the term “sold down the river” came from.
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Hard agree. Why do cars even go 140 mph? My fucking crv can go 140! Why?!
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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good morning family
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
“I’m very concerned about the Epstein victims. Now please excuse me, I must visit with the journalist murderers”
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
It’s what plants crave
And this is how we start watering our crops with Brawndo.
There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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REP. STEIL: Some Dems demands put at risk the safety of members of law enforcement

CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?

STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors

CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Everyone is making fun of the tpusa halftime show only getting 15,000 viewers but that’s the largest audience kid rock has gotten in 20 years. So check and mate, LIBS!
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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If we were true patriots we’d help Puerto Rico by prosecuting and jailing their corrupt president and making them our 51st state!! 🇺🇸🇵🇷
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I think it’s possible a domed downtown stadium in Chicago gets to host more than one Super Bowl but there’s no way a Gary or Arlington Heights stadium hosts more than one.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM