Super Nintendo Chalmers
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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
Hard agree. Why do cars even go 140 mph? My fucking crv can go 140! Why?!
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Hard agree. Why do cars even go 140 mph? My fucking crv can go 140! Why?!
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good morning family
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
good morning family
“I’m very concerned about the Epstein victims. Now please excuse me, I must visit with the journalist murderers”
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
“I’m very concerned about the Epstein victims. Now please excuse me, I must visit with the journalist murderers”
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If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.
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The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.
It’s what plants crave
And this is how we start watering our crops with Brawndo.
There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It’s what plants crave
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REP. STEIL: Some Dems demands put at risk the safety of members of law enforcement
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
REP. STEIL: Some Dems demands put at risk the safety of members of law enforcement
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
Everyone is making fun of the tpusa halftime show only getting 15,000 viewers but that’s the largest audience kid rock has gotten in 20 years. So check and mate, LIBS!
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Everyone is making fun of the tpusa halftime show only getting 15,000 viewers but that’s the largest audience kid rock has gotten in 20 years. So check and mate, LIBS!
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If we were true patriots we’d help Puerto Rico by prosecuting and jailing their corrupt president and making them our 51st state!! 🇺🇸🇵🇷
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
If we were true patriots we’d help Puerto Rico by prosecuting and jailing their corrupt president and making them our 51st state!! 🇺🇸🇵🇷
I think it’s possible a domed downtown stadium in Chicago gets to host more than one Super Bowl but there’s no way a Gary or Arlington Heights stadium hosts more than one.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I think it’s possible a domed downtown stadium in Chicago gets to host more than one Super Bowl but there’s no way a Gary or Arlington Heights stadium hosts more than one.
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Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
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To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.
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11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
The ‘Burbs show’s first ep is called The Goddamn Brownies lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The ‘Burbs show’s first ep is called The Goddamn Brownies lol
Wegovy? Skyrizi? Maybe it’s time we go to church and pray to that riz in the sky, JC
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Wegovy? Skyrizi? Maybe it’s time we go to church and pray to that riz in the sky, JC
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The under bettors before the FLAG symbol popped up
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The under bettors before the FLAG symbol popped up
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Robert Kraft’s team losing the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion is, to date, the worst consequence suffered by any of the men in the Epstein files.
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Robert Kraft’s team losing the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion is, to date, the worst consequence suffered by any of the men in the Epstein files.
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Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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If you’re a neutral watching this Super Bowl and trying to decide how to feel about the result, just remember Jesse Singal is sad right now
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If you’re a neutral watching this Super Bowl and trying to decide how to feel about the result, just remember Jesse Singal is sad right now
Caleb would come back in this game just sayin’
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Caleb would come back in this game just sayin’
Somehow missed this news about Robert Kraft
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Somehow missed this news about Robert Kraft
Why isn’t this new Tracy Morgan show, about an ex football player, premiering after the Super Bowl?
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Why isn’t this new Tracy Morgan show, about an ex football player, premiering after the Super Bowl?