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lazear.bsky.social
HELL-azear
@lazear.bsky.social
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Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · Oct 11
I miss when all I thought about was technology and movies. Now its all existential dread and planning my apocalypse outfit.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 1h
I guess this might explain why M3gan 2 was so painful to watch.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 6h
Jason Blum says Hollywood should 'embrace AI' and viewers 'don't care if what they’re looking at is AI"

"it’s here to stay. It’s very important to use it ethically and legally, and for studios and guilds to protect the copyright of the artists"

(via Variety)
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 1h
I maintain that Gyrados would be the best Unagi ever tasted.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2h
When the Yankees get eliminated
Baseball Sickos cartoon
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 1h
That florida law suit must have pissed them off big time.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 2h
Well thats better than my answer (Farfetch'd stir fried with his leek and his liber made into a patê)
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 2h
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving team.
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pbump.com
Philip Bump @pbump.com · 2h
Happy Yankee Season Is Over Day to all who celebrate!
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 2h
Donald trump curse strikes again. Eat dirt Yankees.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
Right. Where has this been the last 9 months.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
Pretty sure I'd become the Joker, which may actually explain Bari's entire schtick.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa
Photo of Mélanie Laurent as Shoshanna Dreyfus in Quentin Tarantinos Inglorius Basterds. She is in a café wearing a Newsie cap and trench coat, smoking a cigarette and reading a book.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
WHAT IS GLONZO MAY NEVER DIE.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
Thats the governor Abbot, also an asshole but not known for infidelity.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
Probably.

Which begs the question, what genie did he have to torture for the magic wish that lazy eyed toad can pull this much.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
God I'm jealous. I was so tempted to buy tickets when they announced Reeves/Winter.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h
GLONZO LIVES!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Jeffries: "Mike Johnson and this group continue to cover up for the pedophiles. That's crazy."
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 4h
Yep. Back end code still refers to the posts as "Toots".
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 5h
Pharoah during the first plague.
swolecialism.bsky.social
🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 5h
I have frogs everywhere
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 5h
This time, the early bird buffet wont know what hit it.
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IGN @ign.com · 5h
George Clooney says Ocean's 14 is still on track, and that they've received a budget from WB for the upcoming heist sequel that would reunite the original cast. bit.ly/4pVOXrL
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 5h
Not sure which is funnier, dude outing himself as willing to pay thousands to see Limp Bizkit or dude outhimself a predator.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 5h
Its like watching thr death of Stalin play out in real time. Just a farce of chaos.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 6h
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
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violent alien @blipstress.bsky.social · 6h
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 7h
Would explain the hand bruises if hes getting weekly chemo.
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 7h
Didn't he have a physical in like June. I distinctly remember them releasing one of those made up "the president is totally healthy and has the body of 23 years old NBA player" summaries this summer.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 7h
WHITE HOUSE: Trump is headed to Walter Reed on Friday for some totally normal and routine stuff.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 10/08/25 Statement from the Press Secretary "On Friday morning, President Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center for a planned meeting and remarks with the troops. While there, President Trump will stop by for his routine yearly check up. He will then return to the White House. President Trump is considering going to the Middle East shortly thereafter." - White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt ###
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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 7h
Forgot how much free stuff colleges gave you. Gonna get my money's worth for the tuition I'm paying.