Turk & Pearl
@lazydogbone.bsky.social
Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), deeply flawed & humble. Mostly right about everything though.
Trump has offered yet another off ramp, this time, you should take it.
An Aerial Gunner's perspective. 🧵
An Aerial Gunner's perspective. 🧵
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Trump has offered yet another off ramp, this time, you should take it.
An Aerial Gunner's perspective. 🧵
An Aerial Gunner's perspective. 🧵
She’s so patient with me… she knows we both need a walk, yet she’s letting me enjoy my coffee, and have a little time to myself first.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
She’s so patient with me… she knows we both need a walk, yet she’s letting me enjoy my coffee, and have a little time to myself first.
Post something random to have an awesome December
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Post something random to have an awesome December
Pearl is helping.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Pearl is helping.
I’ve been struggling between these two games since I first saw this thread going around.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’ve been struggling between these two games since I first saw this thread going around.
Ma’am… 🤨
This shit has been grinding my soul to a pulp since I retired. I don’t know how many Alaska winters I have left in me.
This shit has been grinding my soul to a pulp since I retired. I don’t know how many Alaska winters I have left in me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ma’am… 🤨
This shit has been grinding my soul to a pulp since I retired. I don’t know how many Alaska winters I have left in me.
This shit has been grinding my soul to a pulp since I retired. I don’t know how many Alaska winters I have left in me.
Revisiting one of my absolute favorites.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Revisiting one of my absolute favorites.
Oh no… …I’m terrified.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh no… …I’m terrified.
I mean... ...accurate?
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I mean... ...accurate?
I'm sorry this is not pretty enough for you.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm sorry this is not pretty enough for you.
Well now... ya don't say.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Well now... ya don't say.
Nope… not watching my kid play, I’m watching him Ref.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Nope… not watching my kid play, I’m watching him Ref.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
This is how Pearl looks at me when she sees prepping a Chuck Roast for the instapot.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is how Pearl looks at me when she sees prepping a Chuck Roast for the instapot.
I ❤️🔥 the Constitution.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I ❤️🔥 the Constitution.
My SNCO, Aerial Gunner Instructor eye twitches every time I log into this game.
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My SNCO, Aerial Gunner Instructor eye twitches every time I log into this game.
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
I got two seats to Arctic Entries for the season… anybody want to go with me to any of these?
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I got two seats to Arctic Entries for the season… anybody want to go with me to any of these?
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
A much kinder, gentler machine fun hand…
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A much kinder, gentler machine fun hand…
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
President Bush and Obama exposed me to asbestos. Welcome to the club. It’s what American Presidents do.
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
President Bush and Obama exposed me to asbestos. Welcome to the club. It’s what American Presidents do.