jane
@lazylazyjane.bsky.social
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Designer. Buffalonian. Satan's Wallpaper. Figuring out the rest. she/her
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nimasprout.bsky.social
Is anyone here interested in discounted holiday cards I'm discontinuing?

$10 for 5 cards (they normally sell for $5 each) +$5 if you want me to ship to you (US only).

DM if interested
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
it extra sucks because it’s a fucking awesome movie
markharris.bsky.social
Lots of interesting/grisly financial detail in this Costner piece. But it's odd that Waterworld is always misremembered as a Heaven's Gate-sized disaster. It was a flop relative to cost, but it grossed $88M in the US in '95--it was the #12 movie of the year.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
How Kevin Costner Lost Hollywood
On-set brawls. Courtroom battles. Epic bombs. Why the world's most bankable cowboy is suddenly shooting blanks.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
like skunk, deer, raccoons, foxes, mink, hawks, turkey vultures! all within blocks of my house.
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
i’ve seen more wildlife on my south buffalo street off of seneca in 4 years than i’ve ever seen in my life and it’s cool as shit but i truly feel for these animals having to navigate city spaces to survive
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
the squirrels are already crazy this time of year but i had one fucking hiss at me! bitch i live here you just come to eat!
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
how about the fat ass raccoon i saw last night that just turned around and looked at me like he was paul giamatti and i interrupted dinner with his wife
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
woodpecker was up there confused as hell cuz i don’t think he was ready for the blue jays. blue jays…you know. walked outside with juniper this morning and there were like 40 grackles that exploded cuz i scared them
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
the tree in front of my house has dropped more acorns than i’ve ever seen it drop and has attracted so much wildlife but these assholes are crazy
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
thank you adam i pride myself in text-to-australian
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
australia is if modern day florida panhandle had a baby with modern day boston
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
“oi joine, chew theenk you knar, chew avnt meet geeery yit?”
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
omg so. i LOVE kath and kim but i have a hard time with comedy shows because they get repetitive. its not their fault, its the whole thing, but if i can start predicting jokes i tune out
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
if i were to move somewhere that matched my insane white lady energy it’s 100% australia.
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
almost at a month as unemployed and i just hit like 10 hours of watching australian crash outs. i know i can’t put it on my resume but i’be learned a lot
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
my dad at a function in 2005, my dad at a function in 1976, my dad at his funeral.
hammancheez.bsky.social
call of duty halo fortnite
Andy Reid in suit, Travis in weird shirt and hat, Mahomes in fancy suit jacket vest combo thing
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
selling a "Swarovski" yankees branded meth pipe specifically to the guy in the red glasses
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
I'm going to start selling baseball playoff crystals as an instagram influencer and direct my marketing towards he and his friends and watch the money pile up
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
rochester is 100% wny AND a Great Lakes city! but I'd think the counties to the south and east slant the results to like, "upstate" instead of wny.
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
it's not even the point but still important
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
this is incredible but the replies of cal's truck are killing me
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
very true, that line should extend to the coast of Ontario, but I think there's people up there that don't like to agree that they're not east coast
lazylazyjane.bsky.social
going to make some "Hire Jane" mugs to match my Joe versions of youre