Russell Brand thinking that JFK was shot by Penelope Keith from The Good Life is actually the least mental opinion he’s had in a very long time

The world's on fire, make friends with crows. 🐦‍⬛💕🦐

Now is the time for Godzilla to make landfall in the United States.

Reminds me of the time me and @ldh26.bsky.social went on a bit of a bender and

a. Gatecrashed a wake
2. With a disco ball we had bought earlier

One of our finest hours.

I don’t understand where people are getting the lynx from in the first place though.

@wulversstane.bsky.social hello I have been here for ages. What took you?

"they got me in altoona" is a great lyric for a folk song, fwiw

Remember when Brian Harvey from East 17 ran himself over because he ate three big baked potatoes.

Run Peppa, RUN