Max
@leathercrow.bsky.social
Adjusting to a new, somehow not shitty, social media site? Greetings all. I love all things tight and shiny, more to come, website under construction (</blink>) since 1994
Reposted by Max
A robot robbed a bank but was caught when it's battery died..
Police have no plans to charge the suspect.
* I’ll get my coat 🧥
Police have no plans to charge the suspect.
* I’ll get my coat 🧥
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A robot robbed a bank but was caught when it's battery died..
Police have no plans to charge the suspect.
* I’ll get my coat 🧥
Police have no plans to charge the suspect.
* I’ll get my coat 🧥
#teamnoketchup (on hot dogs)
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
#teamnoketchup (on hot dogs)
Reposted by Max
Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
Reposted by Max
Nothing says racism, cruelty, hatred and weakness combined in one quite like the orange felon removing all free access to National Parks on federal holidays that honor black people whilst giving free access on his own birthday. He should’ve been sent to jail forever.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nothing says racism, cruelty, hatred and weakness combined in one quite like the orange felon removing all free access to National Parks on federal holidays that honor black people whilst giving free access on his own birthday. He should’ve been sent to jail forever.
Reposted by Max
I am daddy because I am man enough to care for your Junior when you decide he’s not good enough.
He calls me daddy now, and he appreciates every single thing I do to him, because you threw him away.
What you called worthless, I call a good boy.
He calls me daddy now, and he appreciates every single thing I do to him, because you threw him away.
What you called worthless, I call a good boy.
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am daddy because I am man enough to care for your Junior when you decide he’s not good enough.
He calls me daddy now, and he appreciates every single thing I do to him, because you threw him away.
What you called worthless, I call a good boy.
He calls me daddy now, and he appreciates every single thing I do to him, because you threw him away.
What you called worthless, I call a good boy.
I'll see your Basic and raise you Lemonade Stand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAr...
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'll see your Basic and raise you Lemonade Stand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAr...
Reposted by Max
Reposted by Max
![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Reposted by Max
Reposted by Max
It wasn't for the Klondike bar
What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It wasn't for the Klondike bar
Reposted by Max
Grow or repeat until you do
OK, who set the world on "repeat shuffle"?
OK, who set the world on "repeat shuffle"?
Surrender to change or suffer in a loop. #spirituality
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Grow or repeat until you do
OK, who set the world on "repeat shuffle"?
OK, who set the world on "repeat shuffle"?
Reposted by Max
If @asterthecrow.bsky.social dresses up for a night out in France, I have to as well.
💀 @snapjaw.bsky.social
🎨 @maul.bsky.social
#rubberfur #latex
💀 @snapjaw.bsky.social
🎨 @maul.bsky.social
#rubberfur #latex
August 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If @asterthecrow.bsky.social dresses up for a night out in France, I have to as well.
💀 @snapjaw.bsky.social
🎨 @maul.bsky.social
#rubberfur #latex
💀 @snapjaw.bsky.social
🎨 @maul.bsky.social
#rubberfur #latex
Reposted by Max
The fall of the Roman Empire took about 250 years, but takes up maybe one page in a high school history book.
It's a reminder that as crazy as things always seem, your entire life will end up traversing barely a third of a page of a history book - if you're lucky.
It's a reminder that as crazy as things always seem, your entire life will end up traversing barely a third of a page of a history book - if you're lucky.
August 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The fall of the Roman Empire took about 250 years, but takes up maybe one page in a high school history book.
It's a reminder that as crazy as things always seem, your entire life will end up traversing barely a third of a page of a history book - if you're lucky.
It's a reminder that as crazy as things always seem, your entire life will end up traversing barely a third of a page of a history book - if you're lucky.
Reposted by Max
Reposted by Max
So does this fit the leather dress code? Or is it military?
August 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
So does this fit the leather dress code? Or is it military?
Reposted by Max
Once again this meme continues to be helpful and relevant
August 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Once again this meme continues to be helpful and relevant
Reposted by Max
Restraint, patience, endurance.
Qualities that practitioners of kink are sensitive to and are an inherent part of our practice. Necessary now more than ever.
@damianxxxdragon.bsky.social
At @redstudiobkk.bsky.social
Rope and photo by me and @thiktool.com
Qualities that practitioners of kink are sensitive to and are an inherent part of our practice. Necessary now more than ever.
@damianxxxdragon.bsky.social
At @redstudiobkk.bsky.social
Rope and photo by me and @thiktool.com
January 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Restraint, patience, endurance.
Qualities that practitioners of kink are sensitive to and are an inherent part of our practice. Necessary now more than ever.
@damianxxxdragon.bsky.social
At @redstudiobkk.bsky.social
Rope and photo by me and @thiktool.com
Qualities that practitioners of kink are sensitive to and are an inherent part of our practice. Necessary now more than ever.
@damianxxxdragon.bsky.social
At @redstudiobkk.bsky.social
Rope and photo by me and @thiktool.com
Reposted by Max
A demon feeds his pet, the corrupted semen acting as a catalyst for the sarcomantic metamorphosis he is undergoing (while also getting him hopelessly addicted to it). The man asked for a body as strong as a wild beast, though he failed to nail down the finer points of the bargain...
July 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
A demon feeds his pet, the corrupted semen acting as a catalyst for the sarcomantic metamorphosis he is undergoing (while also getting him hopelessly addicted to it). The man asked for a body as strong as a wild beast, though he failed to nail down the finer points of the bargain...