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Mainly #Comedy🤣 #Family🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 #Politics Never voted tory or reform & never will👎🏾 Starmer’s labour sucks.. yuck!🤮 Green Party Member💚

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 12d

Wanna know why Starmer is racist?
I’m someone who used to love my daily runs & the occasional walks with the family.
Yesterday, my new treadmill arrived because I can’t cope with all the hate out there.
Starmer could’ve reduced this greatly, but he chose to align with Reform in escalating it!

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 49m

Welcome to the distinguished club.

🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 51m

Womb is pronounced as "woom" and tomb as "toom"..

It's only fair that bomb should go "boom!"

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1h

😂😂😂👍🏾

🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1h

😂😂😂

a poster of a man in a car with the words i 'm sorry on it

ALT: a poster of a man in a car with the words i 'm sorry on it

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1h

And he didn’t even get a yellow card for that, let alone red!🤦🏾‍♂️

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1h

Harold Schumacher was the German keeper. Michael Schumacher was the F1 driver😂😂

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 2h

Did you hear about the crazy guy who believes he's an insect on the moon?

He's a lunar tick.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 3h

W Germany Vs Argentina ‘86 final should be in my top ten for the same reason Tarq.. also Brazil Vs Italy ‘82 & Brazil Vs France ‘86 😂

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 6h

What five events defined your childhood?

Thriller Album
Chernobyl
Fall of The Berlin Wall
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Death of Princess Diana

Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 9h

What five events defined your childhood?

Falklands War
Prince Charles marrying Lady Dianna
Lockerbie disaster/Pan Am flight 103
Challenger Shuttle disaster
IRA bombings

🏳️‍🌈🌟 Simon will take you Hot To Go 🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 10h

What five events defined your childhood?

9/11
The new millennium
Death of Princess Diana
The Soham murders
The Simpsons moving to Channel 4

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 6h

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 12h

Greens growing. Reform ratttled.

PS - I changed my name back to my family's original Jewish name because I'm proud of being Jewish. If Tice think that makes me a weirdo, I think that makes him an antisemite.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Tice "green party leader Zack Polanski is a weirdo. Changed his name, claimed hypnosis could increase women's breast size, thinks me should compete in women's sport, thinks women can have a penis. Other than that he's fine. Vote Green. Get weirdo."

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d

The Green Party is polling higher than ever before. Our membership is growing rapidly.
And every single day we are surging.

Where Labour have failed, the Left must be ready to take on Reform.

news.sky.com/story/bring-...

'Bring it on': Left-wing activists gather for fight back against the right - and Labour

Zack Polanski, Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana will headline a left-wing festival in Manchester this weekend - as progressive voters look for an alternative to Labour.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1d

My wife got sick last night and was coughing all night, keeping us both awake..

She asked me to go to the pharmacy to get something to help..

She was furious when I got back with some cheap ear plugs.