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Mainly #Comedy🤣 #Family🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 #Politics Never voted tory or reform & never will👎🏾 Starmer’s labour sucks.. yuck!🤮 Green Party 💚

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 10d

Wanna know why Starmer is racist?
I’m someone who used to love my daily runs & the occasional walks with the family.
Yesterday, my new treadmill arrived because I can’t cope with all the hate out there.
Starmer could’ve reduced this greatly, but he chose to align with Reform in escalating it!

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Claire #FBPE ☘️ 🍉 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🐝 🦮🇮🇪🇧🇪 💙💚 @fbpech.bsky.social · 1h

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

WHY is this happening @labouruk.bsky.social ?
Why are you putting shareholders and CEO’s above the health of the population?
You have a huge majority! You are squandering it.
You should be unequivocally backing Clive Lewis’s @labourlewis.bsky.social bill !!

Millions of households face jump in water bills after regulator backs more price rises

Competition watchdog agrees requests from Anglian, Northumbrian, Southern, Wessex and South East to raise household bills

www.theguardian.com

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Cllr Nick Hartley - Green Party @nickhartleygreen.bsky.social · 16h

The first time I’ve been looking forward to watch Question Time in quite a while!

Go on @zackpolanski.bsky.social!

#bbcqt

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Robbie @huckfling.bsky.social · 14h

Hell yeah @greenparty.org.uk.

Even that dude from Free Solo couldn’t scale the membership graph of the Greens under @zackpolanski.bsky.social

UK Green Stats @ukgreenstats.bsky.social · 1d

There you go!

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Zoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 1d

Jordan’s rant is pure race-baiting confused disinformation.

Truly shocking & shameful to hear a BBC employee go off like this on air.

Thank you, Barry, for pushing back & standing up to the tedious angry bigotry that is being forced down our throats 👏👏👏👏

Barry Glendenning @barryglendenning.bsky.social · 1d

Simon Jordan on TalkSport, unchallenged yet again.

As a Talksport employee, I am embarrassed by this rebuttal of what Neville said. This moron pontificates without question. It is bonkers.

And yeah, i'll probably be sacked. Fuck it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FrXr...

"APPALLING STANCE!" Simon Jordan rages at "COWARD" Gary Neville after Union Jack REMOVAL admission!

YouTube video by talkSPORT

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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 4h

More water bills rises announced today, on top of those already planned.

Privatisation without competition, arguably the worst of both worlds

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Nic @tismenic70.bsky.social · 13h

Clear skies now
#moon #HandHeldPhotography #photography

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 18h

If smoking weed is a sin..

I'll see you all inhale.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 17h

My wife says that I am the stingiest man ever..

I'm not buying it.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 17h

Wife: Can you turn the dishwasher on?

Me: Ooooh get over here you sexy dishwasher!

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 17h

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 17h

Wife: Can you turn the dishwasher on?

Me: Ooooh get over here you sexy dishwasher!

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 17h

My wife says that I am the stingiest man ever..

I'm not buying it.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 18h

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 18h

If smoking weed is a sin..

I'll see you all inhale.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1d

Politicians tactically avoiding to call Robert Jendick a racist, aligns with the current trend of people being more afraid to call out racists than the racist things they do.

The racist bar is dropping daily, thanks to the rise of the far right.

Robert Jendick is a racist piece of shit

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1d

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 1d

“Not seeing another white face” is a disgusting & racist comment.. True.

Doesn’t vindicate you from the consequences of your own racist “Island of Strangers” speech though!

Starmer says Jenrick is ‘hard to take seriously’ after Birmingham comments

PM says Jenrick is ‘still running his leadership campaign’ after he complained about ‘not seeing another white face’

www.theguardian.com

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 2d

Jenrick could have visited Handsworth to listen to residents – he chose to pass through and make a judgement based on the colour of their skin. Instead of getting to know our nation of neighbours, he chose racism.

The Tories, Reform and Labour want to divide us.

The Greens say enough is enough.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 2d

Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham

Shadow justice secretary criticised for suggesting he could tell how integrated Handsworth was based on 90-minute visit Robert Jenrick complained about visiting an area of Birmingham where he “didn’t see another white face” and said it was not the kind of country he wanted to live in. After highlighting the lack of white people, the shadow justice secretary said it was not about “the colour of your skin or your faith” and he wanted people to live alongside each other. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d

Greta Thunberg releases a video describing the conditions faced by Palestinian adults and children in Israeli custody after her release.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 2d

When I was younger I had a job pretending to be a statue..

I held that position for some time.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 2d

God Almighty! They don’t come as stupid as this non-white face!

Badenoch defends Jenrick over comments that he ‘did not see another white face’ in Birmingham – UK politics live

Conservative leader suggests remarks in Guardian report could have been taken out of context and he was ‘making an observation’

www.theguardian.com

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 2d

The Green Party for the last few days have gained 1000 new members every single day.

We've just reached 87,000 members!!!!

Let's make hope normal again.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 2d

Zack Polanski is the Mamdani of the UK - and he's Green!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxt4...

Let's Make Hope Normal Again - Green Party Political Broadcast

YouTube video by Green Party of England & Wales

www.youtube.com

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 2d

My wife says I’m a sex machine..

She calls me a fucking tool but I know what she means.

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🦇🕸🎃 Trick or Chu?🎃🕸🦇 @chumantastic.bsky.social · 2d

When I came home from work, my wife said "Ugh, the baby has been crying for hours. Can you take over?"

I said "Sure", and started crying.

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