Leonore (Lee) Carpenter
@leecarpenter.bsky.social
Rutgers Law prof. Into democracy, dogs, and cheese. Knows about LGBTQ+ rights, public interest lawyering, legal ethics, state constitutions, LRW. Too insubordinate for autocracy. 🏳️🌈
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Guess what the good news is? YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM.
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Guess what the good news is? YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM.
First interracial TV kiss. 1968.
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 PM
First interracial TV kiss. 1968.
I wonder if this trademark is expired.
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I wonder if this trademark is expired.
Someone should write an alternate historical novel where Stephen Miller’s parents never met.
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Someone should write an alternate historical novel where Stephen Miller’s parents never met.
Americans who know that Puerto Ricans are Americans: “Why can’t other Americans understand that Puerto Ricans are Americans?”
NYT:
NYT:
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Americans who know that Puerto Ricans are Americans: “Why can’t other Americans understand that Puerto Ricans are Americans?”
NYT:
NYT:
I invite you to join me in imagining the cover art on these VHS tapes.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I invite you to join me in imagining the cover art on these VHS tapes.
I’ll believe it when they finally deliver those taco trucks.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ll believe it when they finally deliver those taco trucks.
Oh that’s just Jamie Raskin reading the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence in front of Independence Hall.
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh that’s just Jamie Raskin reading the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence in front of Independence Hall.
Guys, I don’t know how this kind of blunder happens, but it looks like the NYT accidentally ran a headline from 2015!
September 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Guys, I don’t know how this kind of blunder happens, but it looks like the NYT accidentally ran a headline from 2015!
Here, have a baby opossum.
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Here, have a baby opossum.
This. Is. Why. We. Have. Laws.
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This. Is. Why. We. Have. Laws.
If Yale Law has any self-respect it will rescind this JD.
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If Yale Law has any self-respect it will rescind this JD.
If this isn’t MAGA in a nutshell, I dunno what is.
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If this isn’t MAGA in a nutshell, I dunno what is.
I can't not point out that this highly phallocentric and really manly example of "direct communication" is taking place on TWO DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS, and each ubermensch is referring to the other... in the third person.
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
June 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can't not point out that this highly phallocentric and really manly example of "direct communication" is taking place on TWO DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS, and each ubermensch is referring to the other... in the third person.
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males going at it, and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males going at it, and it really shows
I may die laughing.
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I may die laughing.
Given the massive influx of immigrants in the first two decades of the 20th century, it's likely that a large percentage of our military were birthright citizens - brave citizens like my grandfather, who served in the Navy.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
May 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Given the massive influx of immigrants in the first two decades of the 20th century, it's likely that a large percentage of our military were birthright citizens - brave citizens like my grandfather, who served in the Navy.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
Got tenure!
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
May 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got tenure!
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
New single just dropped!
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
New single just dropped!
So. Much. Winning.
April 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So. Much. Winning.
It’s not me and my colleagues, Elon. It’s that you’ve destroyed lives and pillaged institutions and now everyone fucking hates you.
April 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It’s not me and my colleagues, Elon. It’s that you’ve destroyed lives and pillaged institutions and now everyone fucking hates you.