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Kathleen Kennedy stepping down from Lucasfilm is giving some on Reddit a fuckton of new copium supply.

@clarissadelune.bsky.social

I need someone else to laugh at this much copium with.
A Reddit comment that reads “Filoni will retcon the sequel trilogy with a quality one.”
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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#WheelOfTime
DW from Arthur. A cartoon aardvark in a white shirt with a pink overall dress. The first frame is her standing at a door with a yellow sign that reads “danger”. The second frame is pulled back, DW is labeled “Elayne” and she says “that sign won’t stop me because MIN’S VISION”.
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Repost with alt text. Use #AltText.

You could not pay me enough money for me to come close to that game. And even though it’s free, JKR would still get money because of how Epic does their “free deals”.
A screenshot of the Free Games from the Epic Games Store. On the left is the cover art for Hogwarts Legacy with a banner reading “free now” at the bottom, on the right, a purple wrapped box with a green crossed Christmas bow and a banner reading mystery box.
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Always reminded of this Simpsons moment.
Two screenshots from the Simpsons on top of each other in one image. The top is a picture of the Republican National Convention, people are cheering, and two on a podium have their arms raised in celebration, and there are banners that read "WE want what's worst for everyone" and "We're just plain evil". The bottom is a picture from the Democrat National Convention with people despondent and angry. A single gray haired man in a suit stands at a podium, frowning. Two banners read "We hate life and ourselves" and "We can't govern".
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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There.
An altered Magic card: Narset, Enlightened Master. She is altered to look like a full art Korra, a young woman modeled after Inuit tribes who is bending water and fire. Behind her is the motif of a white lotus, artistically drawn.
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Let's look at a card like Indoraptor, the Perfect Hybrid. As it stands cards like Doom Blade cannot target it. But with the proposed rules change to Hybrid Mana, how would that work? If you run indoraptor in a Naya Dino deck, is it no longer Jund color identity?
ndoraptor, the Perfect Hybrid {1}{B/G}{R} Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Mutant Bloodthirst X (This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn.) Menace Enrage — Whenever Indoraptor is dealt damage, choose an opponent at random. Indoraptor deals damage equal to its power to that player unless they sacrifice a nontoken creature of their choice. 3/1 Doom Blade {1}{B} Instant Destroy target nonblack creature. "The void is without substance but cuts like steel"
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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For reference.

It's DISGUSTING.
A screenshot from the official department of homeland security FaceBook. It is a screenshot from Halo: Combat evolved. A caption reads: "Destroy the flood. JOIN. ICE. GOV". A single description from the poster reads above it, "finishing this fight", a reference to a quote from halo 2.
October 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Me every time I finish the series:
A screenshot from Futurama, the final episode of the Comedy Central run. An elderly Fry, skin wrinkling and spots on his forehead from age, with cream color hair wearing his characteristic red jacket and white t-shirt and elderly Leela with gray hair, and skin wrinkles wearing her characteristic tank top look into each other's eyes lovingly. Fry says, "what you say? Wanna go around again?"
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Whoever chose to put these two cards together in the promo knew EXACTLY what side of shipping wars they were choosing.

Tagging @clarissadelune.bsky.social just for enjoyment.

#MTGxATLA #AltText #ATLA
Two cards from the upcoming avatar the last Airbender magic the Gathering crossover set. On the left is: "Katara, Water Tribe's Hope." 2WUU, is a 3/3 human warrior ally. It has vigilance. "When Katara Enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Waterbed X: Creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X until end of turn. X can't be 0. Activate only during your turn." The art is of Katara closing her eyes surrounded by waves. On the right is "Fire Lord Zuko". It casts for RWB. It's a 2/4 human noble ally. This particular art of Fire Lord Zuko has no rules text, and features a silhouette of Zuko doing a fire kick in front of the insignia for the Fire Nation.
August 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Still feeling spicy about the Secret Lair crashing the website, predictably. So here's a meme:

#MTGSecretLair
Three Panels of Dr. Manhattan, a blue man with a symbol of a hydrogen atom on his forehead, on Mars from the Comic Watchmen. The first panel has him look up, and it reads: "It is June 2025. The Final Fantasy Secret Lair crashes the Secret Lair Website. WOTC says they investigate the cause." The second panel is him in the middle distance and it reads, "It is July 2025. The Sonic Secret Lair crashes the Secret Lair Website. WOTC says they investigate the cause." The third panel is him sitting on a rock, and it reads, "It is November, 2025. The Avatar Secret Lair crashes the Secret Lair Website. WOTC says they will investigate the cause."
July 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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#MassEffect
An orange cat in a suit, seated at a table like a person preparing for the day, they read the newspaper and have a cup of coffee near by. The caption reads, “I should play Mass Effect again”.
July 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Finished painting my Yndrasta, the Celestial Spear and I’m super happy with how she turned out.

#MiniaturePainting #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #StormcastEternals #AltText
A miniature painted. The miniature is Yndrasta, the Celestial Spear from Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. Yndrasta is an angel with silver base armor, golden pauldrons, the pauldron on her left shoulder is a sculpted bearded man. Gold armor pieces rest outside her chain mail skirt, she has blue, white, and purple wings. This is a close up focusing on the face painted. Yndrasta’s face is dark skinned, her eyes glow white with blue lighting streaks bleeding onto her face. Her hair is in a half shaved style, with purple and blue hair transitioning to a very small black root that drapes chin length over the right side of her face. Behind Yndrasta set in the armor is a gold crown wrapped around her armor shooting out spikes like lightning or sunbursts , with an inlaid turquoise rune. Yndrasta, the Celestial Spear from Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. Yndrasta is an angel with silver base armor, golden pauldrons, the pauldron on her left shoulder is a sculpted bearded man. Gold armor pieces rest outside her chain mail skirt, she has blue, white, and purple wings. The wing tips are a blue, and the top of her wings are blue fading to purple with large swaths of white before the tips. They are outstretched, as if she is taking flight or posing to intimidate with her wings. Yndrasta stands on the top of a ruined dark grey spiral staircase, a skull resting to the right of her left leg. A dark brown tree juts out behind the ruined stair case, and vines drape and grow down multiple stairs. She poses with two weapons outstretched, in her right: a spear larger than her body, silvered blade, with a glowing turquoise rune, gold hilt with an inset ruby that connects to a long leathery spear shaft. In her left hand: a long sword, with a similar turquoise rune inset, ruby inlaid in the hilt, and leather wrapped handle, capped with a gold pommel. Yndrasta’s face is dark skinned, her eyes glow white with blue lighting streaks bleeding onto her face. Her hair is in a half shaved style, with purple and blue hair transitioning to a very small black root that drapes chin length over the right side of her face. Behind Yndrasta set in the armor is a gold crown wrapped around her armor shooting out spikes like lightning or sunbursts , with an inlaid turquoise rune.
June 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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This is the sixth ever mini I've painted.

I know there's a lot of room to grow, I'm sure, but I'm bloody flaming proud of this one.

The box art hunter from Bloodborne.

My eyes have yet to open.

#Bloodborne #MiniaturePainting #AltText
A front angle of a painted miniature model of the main art character from the video game Bloodborne. The model is a person with a flintlock pistol. Both hands are gloved in a leathery brown. In the left hand and the iconic saw cleaver, a weapon that is a wicked giant saw is in the right. It wears a billowing silver black jacket that goes to the ankles, light leathery brown boots, and has a wrapped leather belt around the shoulder to the opposite hip, has a slightly bloodstained white cloth covering its face, and is wearing a black triangle hat that is not out of place if it were worn by Jack Sparrow. It stands on a slightly raised stand with red staining the ground. The model has been painted by me, LeekingMemory! A side angle of a painted miniature model of the main art character from the video game Bloodborne. This angle is to showcase the iconic saw cleaver, a weapon that is a wicked giant saw is in the right hand. The saw cleaver is a giant thigh width (for the miniature) saw folded in half at a long handle (not unlike the long handle an Ogier would put on their ax), wrapped in fading yellow medical cloth, and tipped with some blood stains on the saw towards the head of the blade that cover the back of the handle and some of the cloth wrapping. It wears a billowing silver black jacket that goes to the ankles, light leathery brown boots, and has a wrapped leather belt around the shoulder to the opposite hip, has a slightly bloodstained white cloth covering its face, and is wearing a black triangle hat that is not out of place if it were worn by Jack Sparrow. It stands on a slightly raised stand with red staining the ground. The model has been painted by me, LeekingMemory! A back view of a miniature from the Bloodborne board game. This is the Hunter that is also the box art hunter for the video game. It is a human with a long black leather jacket. Both hands are gloved in a leathery brown. In one hand, they carry a flintlock pistol in the left hand, and in the right is the wicked and iconic saw cleaver, a weapon that is a thigh width saw blade carried by a long hinged handle, wrapped with fading yellow medical cloth, and slightly tipped in blood. A brown leather strap goes from the right shoulder down to the left hip. They wear a black hat that from the back shows little wings not unlike the Hermes wings on the Caduceus staff.
April 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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For reference
Noble Heritage {1}{W} Legendary Enchantment — Background Commander creatures you own have “When this creature enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. For each opponent who does, you gain protection from that player until your next turn.” (You can’t be targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything controlled by that player.) Art features a veiled woman, not unlike the Seanchan in the Wheel of time, in a blue dress seated on a red velvet chair with a glass of wine in her hand.
April 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Judge me based on my top 4 commanders:

(Background for Karlach is Noble Heritage)
Narset, Enlightened Master {3}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Monk First strike, hexproof Whenever Narset attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs. 3/2 Art features a woman monk in flowing robes holding a spear. Eivor, Wolf-Kissed {3}{R}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Warrior Trample, haste Whenever Eivor deals combat damage to a player, you mill that many cards. You may put a Saga card and/or a land card from among them onto the battlefield. “My destiny is mine to weave.” 7/6 Art features a Norse woman warrior shouting into the camera, an axe in her right hand and a shield in her left. Tasha, the Witch Queen {3}{U}{B} Legendary Planeswalker — Tasha Whenever you cast a spell you don’t own, create a 3/3 black Demon creature token. +1: Draw a card. For each opponent, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player’s graveyard and put a page counter on it. −3: You may cast a spell from among cards in exile with page counters on them without paying its mana cost. Tasha, the Witch Queen can be your commander. Loyalty: 4 Art features a human witch woman with books flowing around her and a Witch hat, the angle on the art is low, placing the perspective on Tasha above you Karlach, Fury of Avernus {4}{R} Legendary Creature — Tiefling Barbarian Whenever you attack, if it’s the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. They gain first strike until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.) “I never wanted to serve Zariel. Forced to fight and fight I did.” 5/4 Art features an art rendering of the Baldur’s Gate 3 version of Karlach, a red muscled woman with one horn broken, in leather armor on fire.
April 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Favorite card ever. Everything I want in a too many guys on a planeswalker.
Elspeth, Sun's Champion {4}{W}{W} Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth +1: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. −3: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater. −7: You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying.” Loyalty: 4 Art depicts a woman in her 20s with flowing cape and hood, leather armor with a gold band around the hips, Greek style warrior skirt, mail pants, and she carries a spear with a long tip.
April 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Wayne from Letterkenny, a white man in his thirties with a flannel shirt on, a cigarette moving to his mouth, and a beer in his other hand. He sits on a chair in front of a bail of hay and a basket of green vegetables. He says, “fuck can they run.”
April 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Repost with #AltText

For me:

Being a Border Collie in Scottish Isles helping my owner process the grief of losing her mother.
An image of a young blonde woman with black headphones on, she points to a caption that reads; ‘Video games cause violence’. Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for?
March 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Um. My favorite card WOTC has printed in a while just got spoiled.

#MtGTarkir #AltText
The Card “Elspeth, Storm Slayer” from Tarkir Dragonstorm. The art features a woman and angel in full plate armor, with her wings spread, glowing a bright white, she bears a sword in both hands and lightning crackles around her. The card reads: Elspeth, Storm Slayer - 3WW Legendary Planeswalker- Elspeth 5 loyalty Static - If one or more tokens would be created under your control, create twice that many tokens instead. +1 - Create a 1/1 white soldier creature token. 0 -Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until your next turn. -3 - Destroy target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or greater.
March 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The definition of a Timmy/Tammy card, and it will be the most expensive card from #MtGTarkir because of that.
The card: Dracogenesis {6}{R}{R} Enchantment You may cast Dragon spells without paying their mana costs. “Some believe dragonstorms to be the combined dregs of the vanquished dragonlords’ fury.” Illustrated by Raf/ Too Many Skulls The art features a red dragon emerging from a yellow dust storm.
March 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Repost with alt text, because it’s so fucking funny that a social media manager thought this meme meant something other than it does.
A screenshot from Disney’s official TikTok account, it’s a picture of Lilo, a young Hawaiian girl and Stitch, a blue dog. It’s captioned “omg they were roommates” A screenshot of Disney’s official TikTok account showing Mabel and Dipper Pines from the Disney Channel Show Gravity Falls. Dipper is a 12 year old boy with a blue and white hat, vest, and lying on a bed reading a journal. Mabel is a 12 year old girl, with long brown hair, a red sweater, on the floor, reading a book in a pose where she is laying on her stomach, It’s captioned “omg they were roommates.” Mabel and Dipper are twins in the show. A screenshot from Disney’s official TikTok account. It’s come to from the post. The readable ones are: “DISNEY THAT’S BOT WHAT THAT MEANS, PLEASE” “Taking screenshots of this before it gets deleted omg” “Disney honey I’m gonna hold your ridiculously overpriced membership when I say this” “Disney I don’t think you meant this”
March 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Toxrill, the Corrosive {5}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Slug Horror At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don’t control. Creatures you don’t control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them. Whenever a creature you don’t control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card. 7/7 The art features a giant monstrous slug, snarling under a clouded moonlight.
March 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Tergrid, God of Fright {3}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — God Menace Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent or discards a permanent card, you may put that card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Fear is her one true companion. 4/5 The art features a woman with a cloak, red hair, carrying a lantern with pale blue light. Tergrid's Lantern {3}{B} Legendary Artifact {T}: Target player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card. {3}{B}: Untap Tergrid’s Lantern. When Tergrid was a child, her shadow tried to kill her. Only her lantern keeps it at bay. The art features a lantern on the ground, surrounded by bulbous fruit, emitting a pale purple blue
March 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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For the Record, my nightmare pod (pics in thread):
Maha, Its Feathers Night {3}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Elemental Bird Flying, trample Ward—Discard a card. Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1. Its wingspan reaches from dusk to dawn. 6/5 The art features a giant owl framed in black and shadow taking flight
March 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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*TAPS THE SIGN LOUDLY*

These “stick to decorum” democrats are fucking infuriating.
A meme from the Simpsons. The bus driver, dressed in blue says “don’t make me tap the sign.” The sign reads “decorum is not taking the high road. Fighting fascism required breaking decorum and norms.”
March 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM