Yes

If I'm reading that correctly, I think the Dallas Cowboys should pick up the phone and deal with it

the coverage of this last night before the HoF game painted a very strange picture - jones demands that parsons negotiate directly w/ him while parsons keeps referring the cowboys to his agent. if i heard the broadcast correctly, the cowboys simply refuse to pick up the phone and call the agent?

There are multiple fights per day at practice now too. This team is being driven into a ditch by Dunning Krueger egotism and short-sighted cynical power plays. Sort of a fitting metaphor for America’s team.

Yes, that would be

i've gotten like 700 emails about my column since i wrote it. 20% are people being like 'who's sydney sweeney?' 10% are people being like 'why is everyone so mad?' and 70% are angry right-wingers asking me why im crying over boobs.

Yes, it does

Yes

I remember the day the decision was handed down, the absolute joy and celebration of it, and felt the relief that my future children might grow up in a world that looked better than my own

Grimly, hindsight sometimes makes you laugh at the naivety of your younger self

Hello, how are you?