Eagle Beaver Man
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Eagle Beaver Man
@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social
militarist pacifist. Socialist Financier. Bi. Kid building models of a world that we may wanna live in. Reality is intolerable, so we must strive to make it better.
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Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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the democratic party is, definitionally, composed of anyone who can get a plurality of votes in a democratic primary, which it is illegal to prevent people from voting in. it does not have any actual character you cannot just change
"we cannot change the Dem party from the inside"

we are trying to defeat someone who turned the other major political party in this country into a cult of personality in less than a decade
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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The federal government is stealing our neighbors and then slandering them, telling us our neighbors are dangerous criminals. They hate our neighbors because our neighbors aren't white and they want to cleanse the country of them, and then the monsters don't even have the guts to be honest about it.
Worst of the worst: "Pena Jimenez, a Mexican citizen who lives in Lakeville, came to the U.S. in 2000, owns a tile installation business and has no criminal record, according to his petition." Flown out of the country, against a judge's order.
www.startribune.com/judge-orders...
Despite judge’s order, ICE sent an immigrant to Mexico instead of back to Minnesota
The government says the undocumented immigrant voluntarily left the U.S. His attorney is seeking a contempt of court finding as the federal courts remain overwhelmed by immigration cases.
www.startribune.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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This is really an instance of a very longstanding trend where secular pundits end up unwittingly aligned with fundamentalists in treating the crudest and most extreme version of any faith as the genuine article and everything else as somehow inauthentic.
Trump's attempt to crush a religious uprising might be obvious if the press corps treated everyone’s faith as equally authentic, hence equally legitimate. It doesn’t.
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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This- when the president of the US is blatantly, loudly, vocally racist and anti-Black, it's not 'a matter of moral etiquette' but rather a concerted, pointed, violent attack against Black people from the highest seat/office in the country in the most powerful country in the world. All this in BHM
in the elite circles of the US, racism is treated less as a matter of social stratification with direct implications for political stakes and more as a matter of moral etiquette. it is even more notable, then, that this administration can't constrain themselves to the meager associated standards
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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There is nothing more distasteful than the "these guys are just berserk warriors who are good at fighting because of their culture or genes!"

DUNE is worst of the worst on this.

Fuck this trope forever, it's as racist as anything in genre fiction.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Again, this is a crime. Any federal troops or agents at a polling location is a crime. They don’t think you know that.
Breaking:

The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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they looked bad and now they're going to punish this little boy and his family for it

the cruelty runs *so* deep
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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One would hope that media outlets eventually understood that many of their readership woes stem from having no standards for conservatives.

But the reality is that management prioritizes right-wing propaganda over profits, so they're not going to change.
👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.

What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Ulysses S Grant called it the most immoral war he had ever known.
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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He is b e c o m i n g
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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The NYT tries to rehab the image of horrific racists and trash non humans. They covered up the Epstein Files because lots of people who work there are in the files and they like the rich people in the files
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Totally second this. Nothing seems stable right now, but doing something positive helps with the deep anxiety and seeing all the other people wanting to help gives tremendous hope
I just generally think the antidote to dooming and feelings of helplessness is getting involved in any way. It can be as a poll worker, doing ICE watch, running for local office, helping with mutual aid, whatever.

You can get so much accomplished in your town or city if you just get involved.
anyway i know how many of you hate that i’m so vocal about this and think it makes me a naive shitlib or whatever. but again, i think the best thing you could do for yourself here is to get involved in election administration where you live.
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Problem if a cop tries to be good they’re not allowed to be cops anymore. That’s why there’s no good cops. Better Call Saul really explored this well with Mike’s backstory
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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weird to me that there's a whole class of people on here who will see this and immediately run to their keyboards to announce that it would terrify them, personally, out of voting. have some self respect
February 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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there's a lot of people who mock liberals with "what are you going to do, vote harder" and yes actually that is exactly what will happen if you try to intimidate people outside voting places like this! that's how you drive presidential-level turnout from normie libs in a midterm
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM