Aaron Kablnit
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Aaron Kablnit
@lemonbars.bsky.social
Excommunicated from a happy timeline
Awesome - the spam has mutated again - insulting text trying to provoke a response while looking like a group chat
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Applauding the kindness and optimism of the eBay vendor who included a packet of smarties as I toss them in the garbage
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reposted by Aaron Kablnit
" We have the right to go out and put together a sandwich and have it not kill us. That's a fundamental right, and the country is stronger when that right is in place." from the woman who literally wrote the book on food safety in the US: buttondown.com/theswordandt...
How to Not Get Poisoned in America
The minute I saw that Robert Kennedy Jr., a notorious disease-loving health crank, was going to be responsible for the nation’s health—and the health of its...
buttondown.com
April 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The scammers have figured out how to display ‘healthcare’ on their robocalls. Good times
March 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Someone called me ‘bub’ yesterday and this is how I know we’re getting the sequel to the Great Depression
March 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The fellas are at the disc golf course in St. Paul, playing around the unmelted snow
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
New cranky old man level witnessed in the wild: be in line at goodwill for donations but unload the car while someone else is in the garage
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Down and back in the Grand Canyon NP
February 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It just feels like the entire world has been covered in ketchup
February 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thinking about bringing the multi-light rainbow visor back to shift the vibes.
February 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@schatz.bsky.social Thank you for fighting for USAID. Dems are desperate for someone to show some fight. People are so demoralized from a lack of leadership. If there isn’t more standing up to Trump NOW, a lot of folks are going to get swept aside in the next primaries. Thank you 🙏
February 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Filing a legal action against those responsible for subjecting me to a sense memory of boiled hotdogs
January 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Deeply upsetting trend of accounts showing their actual faces. No one asked to be part of your efforts at personal growth. Please stop.
December 29, 2024 at 7:24 PM
The day before Thanksgiving is when all CEOs email the workforce a totally relatable story about their childhood holidays in the Hamptons
November 27, 2024 at 3:35 PM
feels like I finished untangling a mile long string of Christmas lights only to find out there is 1 bulb burned out somewhere
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Looking up healthy meals for picky eaters…getting spinach waffles and zucchini lasagna. MFer, if they’d eat those they wouldn’t be picky eaters.
November 12, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Comfort movies:

Wonder Boys
Hot Fuzz
Defending Your Life
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Sting
Comfort movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Jackie Brown
Bob Le Flambeur
48 Hrs
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
comfort movies:

- men in black
- romy & michele’s high school reunion
- the house bunny
- scream
- scream 4
- barb and star go to vista del mar
- ponyo
November 10, 2024 at 10:02 PM
NBA: Timberwolves
WNBA: Lynx
NFL: Vikings
NHL: North Stars (bc I hold a grudge)
MLB: Twins once the new owners are in place
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams!
MLB: Cubs and Phillies
NFL: Eagles and Broncos
College: Delaware Fightin Blue Hens
NBA: Sixers
NHL: Flyers
Soccer: Barca, Philadelphia Union, Wrexham, FC Delco U15, Messi regardless of kit.
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams!
MLB: Phillies & Red Sox
NFL: Eagles
College: Villanova
NBA: Sixers
NHL: N/A
Soccer: Philadelphia Union, Detroit City FC, USWNT, USMNT, NWSL, Leeds, Wrexham
November 8, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Just wanted this to exist on here. Credit to husbandsrevenge wherever they are. Anton Chigurh cancelled - No Country for Old Men
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November 8, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Repeatedly leaving the room and re-entering while saying ‘what’s all this then?’ in the absolute worst cockney accent.
November 7, 2024 at 12:08 AM
If reincarnation is real, feel like there should be an option to transfer to another galaxy. At minimum, a thousand year rest period before being thrown back into the mix
November 6, 2024 at 8:44 PM