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in search of a two degrees, a husband, and a burberry coat

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so glad #thepitt is back and already addressing the season 1 problem of not having enough erect penises on screen
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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Specialists: cats like to keep their distance and they show love in a different way

My cat: *randomly every now and then*
a close up of a cat with the words muah i love you on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a cat with the words muah i love you on the bottom
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January 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
when i die please don’t tell me to rest in power. i just want peace thank you
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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people are clowning on this, but the Canadian mind is cunning, pitiless, steeped in boreal perfidy
The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."

🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Frotting representation in tonight’s Heated Rivalry… sides everywhere are feeling seen tonight
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
yes sex is good but have you cut open a perfectly ripe avocado and managed to peel the skin with your fingers only?
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.

Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
lassen is breathtaking even in the winder when you can’t make it to the volcano
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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“Is your dick burlap?”
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i love darkness
This thing about being 4:30 pm and the sun is already not visible is always amazing...
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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This thing about being 4:30 pm and the sun is already not visible is always amazing...
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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This administration isn't beating those nazi allegations.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Now seated for Wicked act 2
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
watched #twinless today and bummed i went to see splitsville back in september instead of this movie. wonderful film. james sweeney you are the better sweeney
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A ★★★★ review of Twinless (2025)
This movie starts out melancholy but still optimistic, and then very quickly reveals itself to be one of the darkest stories about grief and the desire to belong that isn't a straight up horror film. ...
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November 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
thinking about the time i was at a work event and got a pretty pink non-alcoholic drink. a coworker asked me what it was. i told her it was apparently called a watermelon spritz and asked what she was having. she looked at the drink in her hand and said "oh this is traight bourbon"
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
valve take my money
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
some lore: when i was prepping for my colonoscopy i realized that i had a first date scheduled on the same day as the procedure. if you've ever been on the dating apps you know how much of a hassel it is to schedule a date so after some internal deliberation i decided to not reschedule and just go
colonoscopy prep has completely ruined gummy bears for me. any time i see anyone eating a clear gummy bear my first thought is always "are they prepping for a colonoscopy?"
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
colonoscopy prep has completely ruined gummy bears for me. any time i see anyone eating a clear gummy bear my first thought is always "are they prepping for a colonoscopy?"
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Inside thoughts
inaugural issue of my inside thoughts.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM