autocorrect: hey shouldn't that be

keyboard: CAPS ARE ON

autocorrect: are you sure

keyboard: LET HIM COLK

Here are some nice mushrooms

took the foster dog to a coffee shop where an adorable 70 year old irish man fell in love with him. he looked into the distance and said “i’ll take him back to see me family and he can rush with the sheep.” and then i whispered “can i come”, to which he replied “huh?” and then i said “huh?”