People with low standards:
"I bet he wiped his ass 😍"

One of the good things about estrogen is that I can finally feel my emotions properly. One of the bad things about estrogen is that I can finally

oliviaaaaaa! !! !

was rereading crimehot because i like it crimehot.com @alecrobbins.bsky.social

CATFFEINE

I just think it's kinda fucked up - Fry says "I just don't feel that way about her" in 'A Flight to Remember,' but then abruptly DATES her in 'Put Your Head on My Shoulders!' If I were Leela I'd be pissed. Then again, she had so many opportunities to start something there... Fry moved on, lady!!!!!!

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Hey y'all!

There will be no Erin In The Morning tomorrow. Instead, I was given a press pass for my coverage of the anti-trans laws across the US.

I'll be ditching my computer for a pencil and pen, and I'll be ready to report for all of you.

Thank you so much for trusting me to do this for you.

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

praying

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You already work with him, why would you get another job

My coworker asked me if I was going to get a boob job