Mohamed Salah > Cristiano Ronaldo

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio insisted “no one has died” as a result of U.S. foreign aid cuts. In Myanmar, the grieving father of a 2-year-old boy who died after their food rations were cut calls such claims a lie.

“What do you mean ‘it’s taken’?
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Uh huh, yes I—
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Certainly, I can appreciate tha—
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No—I don’t want it with an ‘N’ instead!”

The original version of the book said that Epstein was involved in introducing Melania to her beloved husband.

‘Da Nang Dick’ sounds like a Taylor Swift lyric about her boyfriend from her new album

"them that has" are scrambling to scrape up every last dollar & resource while they still can. they don't care if they destroy the planet & everyone on it but them. The pandemic put a fear into them that they've responded to by literally burning down anything & anyone who stands in their greedy way

i think COVID fucked up a lot of minds - even if they weren't physically infected by the virus. The pandemic has laid bare some probably irreparable philosophical divisions in society, & i think the fact we've got hyper-capitalism & institutionalized disinfo & full-on fascism now is no coincidence

What’s a Quarter Nipple

Six

I love this city

It's giving ... Talladega Nights

clever girl

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

Tramadol, tramadol… when did I last read something about Tramadol in the news… oh, right—when it was revealed that the first trump administration was awash in illegally prescribed stimulants and opioids—including, among others, Fentanyl, Methadone, Ketamine, and Tramadol.

Antifa Wizard Frog’s milkshake brings all the toys to the yard

“I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!”
Hartman is so good in this.
But it sure was a different time

They hate to be laughed at, and we love to laugh at them.

It’s a great arrangement imo

BEHOLD! My contribution towards people of the US vs I would have totally gotten in special forces if not for that knee injury police force:

(my contribution is the gif, bsky converts gifs into videos GIPHY .gif links below)

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whatabout whatabout whatabout

Everything reminds me of them

Trump better give Dolly one of his medbeds or it’s on him

Omg the providor cheese section is unmatched

Has anyone made a gif of him thrusting his hips at the ICE goons yet?