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LevonJP
@levonjp.bsky.social
Writer/director/producer. My first movie, Everybody Gets Stabbed, on Prime. In post on Emu War: A Subtle Examination of the Sheer Caucasity of Colonialism, with a tv show and another movie to be announced. Likes cats, dislikes nazis and rape apologists.
The orange goon really has taken the TU out of POTUS with this one. Fuck him.
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@fadeinpro.com uhh... why has everything stopped working and it shuts down immediately after this pop-up?
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ace Frehley’s replacement wore the wrong coloured makeup
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I don’t know what any of this means but here’s Olive
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Olive, dressed to watch the wrestling in Paris.
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
This former street potato is now obsessed with me and has to be under my desk at all times…
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Also I wrote you a review on the Australian apple podcast store at the end of your Last Of Us run!
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Then he expressed how much he cared earlier today
September 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Never not relevant
August 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Surprised how bang on I was with this prediction, just missed out on the Long screen time
August 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Also hilarious as to how spot on I was with this joke prediction, just off on Long’s screentime
August 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
August 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
August 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Netanyahu orders full Israeli military occupation of Gaza

Penny Wong:
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
@thecurb.com.au how am I going so far
July 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I kinda knew when I made this I’d get a lot of use out of it, but not this much…
June 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
June 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I can’t be the only one counting down the minutes til I stop getting fucking text messages from this guy…
April 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Achievement unlocked: successfully extorted David Wenham into reading my dumb giant snail movie script
April 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Unrelated but somewhat related…
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
March 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Always relevant.
March 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This girl in the back, Maple, and her baby Jaffa, both know what “ow” means when they do playfights with me, and immediately back off. Maple was a street cat we brought in who had a litter under our bed last Easter Sunday, and we often joke about how our neighbour said she was “too feral” to catch…
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
March 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My hotel has a convenient lift-side cinderblock, in case you want to visit a nearby Tesla dealership
February 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM