LevonJP
@levonjp.bsky.social
Writer/director/producer. My first movie, Everybody Gets Stabbed, on Prime. In post on Emu War: A Subtle Examination of the Sheer Caucasity of Colonialism, with a tv show and another movie to be announced. Likes cats, dislikes nazis and rape apologists.
Just shot a proof of concept for my next feature film, Escargot. It’s very stupid and about a giant snail. Going for funding early Feb, but having the usual late-night self-doubts. Really need a god damn win after what happened on the last two features. So… fingers crossed..?
January 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Just shot a proof of concept for my next feature film, Escargot. It’s very stupid and about a giant snail. Going for funding early Feb, but having the usual late-night self-doubts. Really need a god damn win after what happened on the last two features. So… fingers crossed..?
Wild how many movies and books there are about Find Out, but so few about Fuck Around. Feels oddly relevant right now…
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Wild how many movies and books there are about Find Out, but so few about Fuck Around. Feels oddly relevant right now…
Legit spent an hour or so without my phone to find the US has captured the president of another nation. Cool.
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Legit spent an hour or so without my phone to find the US has captured the president of another nation. Cool.
@ghostjingles.bsky.social would you survive a double billing of Mac & Me and the Star Wars Holiday Special? I kinda feel that if anyone could, it’s you. You’re my only hope.
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
@ghostjingles.bsky.social would you survive a double billing of Mac & Me and the Star Wars Holiday Special? I kinda feel that if anyone could, it’s you. You’re my only hope.
Legit wild to hear “Trump present when 13 year old gives birth and her sex-trafficking uncle dumps the baby’s body in a lake” and think “yeah, that checks out”. The American experiment is going super well.
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Legit wild to hear “Trump present when 13 year old gives birth and her sex-trafficking uncle dumps the baby’s body in a lake” and think “yeah, that checks out”. The American experiment is going super well.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, screamed at you from Olive. Be excellent to one another.
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, screamed at you from Olive. Be excellent to one another.
Let me guess, the protests Frydenberg wants banned aren’t the Nazi ones but are the pro-Palestinian ones…
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Let me guess, the protests Frydenberg wants banned aren’t the Nazi ones but are the pro-Palestinian ones…
The orange goon really has taken the TU out of POTUS with this one. Fuck him.
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The orange goon really has taken the TU out of POTUS with this one. Fuck him.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CENA?!
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CENA?!
@fadeinpro.com uhh... why has everything stopped working and it shuts down immediately after this pop-up?
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@fadeinpro.com uhh... why has everything stopped working and it shuts down immediately after this pop-up?
Wild theory @da7e.com and @neilstradomus.bsky.social - but perhaps Leroy doesn’t remember anything because Dick sealed the memories away in a box…
Also Jesus Christ but losing R(edacted)was worse than I thought it would be. My partner and I were both in tears.
Also Jesus Christ but losing R(edacted)was worse than I thought it would be. My partner and I were both in tears.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Wild theory @da7e.com and @neilstradomus.bsky.social - but perhaps Leroy doesn’t remember anything because Dick sealed the memories away in a box…
Also Jesus Christ but losing R(edacted)was worse than I thought it would be. My partner and I were both in tears.
Also Jesus Christ but losing R(edacted)was worse than I thought it would be. My partner and I were both in tears.
Ace Frehley’s replacement wore the wrong coloured makeup
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Ace Frehley’s replacement wore the wrong coloured makeup
I once shadowboxed Muhammad Ali.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I once shadowboxed Muhammad Ali.
Hey @travisjj.bsky.social would Blunt Mag be keen to review @cormacmccafe.bsky.social ‘s debut novel Nock Loose? I know you’d love it’s inherent anarchistic gonzoness, and the more people we can push it on the better my $100m film adaptation’s chances are
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey @travisjj.bsky.social would Blunt Mag be keen to review @cormacmccafe.bsky.social ‘s debut novel Nock Loose? I know you’d love it’s inherent anarchistic gonzoness, and the more people we can push it on the better my $100m film adaptation’s chances are
Well, expect Trump to blow up a lot more Venezuelan fishing boats now…
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Well, expect Trump to blow up a lot more Venezuelan fishing boats now…
@da7e.com @neilstradomus.bsky.social only just started listening to the Alien Earth wrap up episode but was struck with a potentially dumb thought - Weyland Yutani’s initials are the first and last letters of Wendy. And we also never see what Earth is like in the main films, so it could be overrun…
October 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@da7e.com @neilstradomus.bsky.social only just started listening to the Alien Earth wrap up episode but was struck with a potentially dumb thought - Weyland Yutani’s initials are the first and last letters of Wendy. And we also never see what Earth is like in the main films, so it could be overrun…
Is it just me or is it weird that General Grievance is still bitching about an escalator but has never once mentioned the two people who tried to kill him, especially since the still-living one was found guilty last week?
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is it just me or is it weird that General Grievance is still bitching about an escalator but has never once mentioned the two people who tried to kill him, especially since the still-living one was found guilty last week?
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@da7eandneil.bsky.social @da7e.com crazy Alien Earth theory… but iYutani. What other human would be a batshit choice for Boy to shove Ms Octo into? And then iYutani orders the Nostromo to LV-426…
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
@da7eandneil.bsky.social @da7e.com crazy Alien Earth theory… but iYutani. What other human would be a batshit choice for Boy to shove Ms Octo into? And then iYutani orders the Nostromo to LV-426…
Anyone else finding a weird disconnect between condemnation of political violence and in the same breath clamouring for the death penalty like a rabid dog?
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Anyone else finding a weird disconnect between condemnation of political violence and in the same breath clamouring for the death penalty like a rabid dog?
NASA’s going live at 11 to announce Martians and at 11:05 the White House is going live to say they wrote the Epstein birthday letter.
September 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
NASA’s going live at 11 to announce Martians and at 11:05 the White House is going live to say they wrote the Epstein birthday letter.
By telling him it’s a couch.
Looking ahead:
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
By telling him it’s a couch.
Hey @cormacmccafe.bsky.social I got to tell the producer of Nitram tonight that you often state that you want to go full Nitram on ozlit, and he still wants to talk to me.
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey @cormacmccafe.bsky.social I got to tell the producer of Nitram tonight that you often state that you want to go full Nitram on ozlit, and he still wants to talk to me.
I heard Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt after taking off his microphone when he crashed.
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I heard Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt after taking off his microphone when he crashed.