Lew Swift
@lew-swift.bsky.social
Norfolk based teacher and aspiring children's writer/screenwriter. Here to find a word that rhymes with blancmange. He/him
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I know the laws are well established by now, but sending someone off for taking off their shirt whilst wearing a shirt of identical colour underneath is really f***ing stupid when viewed alongside some of the things players get away with.
#livSou #CarabaoCup
#livSou #CarabaoCup
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I know the laws are well established by now, but sending someone off for taking off their shirt whilst wearing a shirt of identical colour underneath is really f***ing stupid when viewed alongside some of the things players get away with.
#livSou #CarabaoCup
#livSou #CarabaoCup
Absolutely livid. Did three Spanish lessons on #DuoLingo but app didn't register them and I've lost a 615 day streak.
michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! ''
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September 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Absolutely livid. Did three Spanish lessons on #DuoLingo but app didn't register them and I've lost a 615 day streak.
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Over the weekend, the world's richest man appeared on screens in central London to call for a race war and for the UK government to be overthrown. No arrests were made in connection with that communication.
Journalists have been detained and a van showing images of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein has been confiscated in Windsor. This follows a separate incident in which four people were arrested for projecting images onto Windsor Castle.
Journalists detained as ad van with image of Trump and Epstein seized
AN advertising van displaying an image of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein together has been confiscated by police, according to campaigners ...
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September 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Over the weekend, the world's richest man appeared on screens in central London to call for a race war and for the UK government to be overthrown. No arrests were made in connection with that communication.
We need to have a serious conversation about why u can't get cans of #Lilt anymore.
I was willing to accept a rebrand & see Lilt homogenised into the #Fanta family but, now shops never stock Pineapple & Grapefruit Fanta!
We need to start demanding #JusticeForLilt! Who's with me?
I was willing to accept a rebrand & see Lilt homogenised into the #Fanta family but, now shops never stock Pineapple & Grapefruit Fanta!
We need to start demanding #JusticeForLilt! Who's with me?
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
We need to have a serious conversation about why u can't get cans of #Lilt anymore.
I was willing to accept a rebrand & see Lilt homogenised into the #Fanta family but, now shops never stock Pineapple & Grapefruit Fanta!
We need to start demanding #JusticeForLilt! Who's with me?
I was willing to accept a rebrand & see Lilt homogenised into the #Fanta family but, now shops never stock Pineapple & Grapefruit Fanta!
We need to start demanding #JusticeForLilt! Who's with me?
Whilst it's in my brain, and cos I've not spotted it mentioned anywhere, how good was @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social in #ThLifeOfChuck? Only a fleeting glimpse but moved me to tears with his performance. I for one would be delighted if this signals the begining of a renaissance.
September 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Whilst it's in my brain, and cos I've not spotted it mentioned anywhere, how good was @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social in #ThLifeOfChuck? Only a fleeting glimpse but moved me to tears with his performance. I for one would be delighted if this signals the begining of a renaissance.
55 million for Yoane Wissa is insane. A huge fee for a player with an almost identical Premier League g/g ratio as Teemu Pukki. Mind blowing.
For the record, I LOVE Teemu but there was never any prospect of him leaving for that kind of money even at his peak.
For the record, I LOVE Teemu but there was never any prospect of him leaving for that kind of money even at his peak.
September 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
55 million for Yoane Wissa is insane. A huge fee for a player with an almost identical Premier League g/g ratio as Teemu Pukki. Mind blowing.
For the record, I LOVE Teemu but there was never any prospect of him leaving for that kind of money even at his peak.
For the record, I LOVE Teemu but there was never any prospect of him leaving for that kind of money even at his peak.
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"hey it's me Donald Trump"
August 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"hey it's me Donald Trump"
Just turned the football on... #ManUtd
a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
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August 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just turned the football on... #ManUtd
What a day to be a Cov fan! 🤯
#CoventryCity
#CoventryCity
August 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What a day to be a Cov fan! 🤯
#CoventryCity
#CoventryCity
Says a lot about Josh #Sargent's mentality that inspite of all the [ongoing] transfer speculation he's still able to lead the line and bang the goals in.
Can't blame him if he wants to go. But I WOULD love him to stay.
#ClubLegend #OTBC
Can't blame him if he wants to go. But I WOULD love him to stay.
#ClubLegend #OTBC
August 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Says a lot about Josh #Sargent's mentality that inspite of all the [ongoing] transfer speculation he's still able to lead the line and bang the goals in.
Can't blame him if he wants to go. But I WOULD love him to stay.
#ClubLegend #OTBC
Can't blame him if he wants to go. But I WOULD love him to stay.
#ClubLegend #OTBC
August 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Ipswich did not threaten an equaliser until they were awarded a controversial spot-kick by referee Andrew Kitchen."
I see Ipswich starting the season as they mean to go on.
#TheChampionship
I see Ipswich starting the season as they mean to go on.
#TheChampionship
August 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"Ipswich did not threaten an equaliser until they were awarded a controversial spot-kick by referee Andrew Kitchen."
I see Ipswich starting the season as they mean to go on.
#TheChampionship
I see Ipswich starting the season as they mean to go on.
#TheChampionship
I think the shocking thing about MAGA and I.C.E and everything going on in the U.S. (and let's be honest, the UK as well) is the realisation of just how many evil people there are walking among us.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ?
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August 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I think the shocking thing about MAGA and I.C.E and everything going on in the U.S. (and let's be honest, the UK as well) is the realisation of just how many evil people there are walking among us.
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July 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Fyi, I forgot to put my lucky #Russo shirt on until about the 87th minute. So apologies for that. I promise I'll remember to wear it from kick-off on Sunday.
#England #Lionesses #Euro2025
#England #Lionesses #Euro2025
July 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fyi, I forgot to put my lucky #Russo shirt on until about the 87th minute. So apologies for that. I promise I'll remember to wear it from kick-off on Sunday.
#England #Lionesses #Euro2025
#England #Lionesses #Euro2025
Clinton with the winner...?
It's what we're all thinking right?
It's what we're all thinking right?
a man says that all makes sense in a kitchen
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July 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Clinton with the winner...?
It's what we're all thinking right?
It's what we're all thinking right?