Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.

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what are thooooose

"So, Mr Bond. Do you prefer to die by roller blind or by drapes?”
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."

Captain Hook: Aha! We've captured Peter Pan and.. what is this, some girl that was with him?

Smee: Sir this is a Wendy

angy

Liam Neeson: table for one please

Waiter: whoa you're liam neeson

Liam Neeson: is that a problem

Waiter: no i was just taken by surprise

Liam Neeson: *nose to nose* i will find this "surprise" and i will kill him

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

every time you buy a domain a fairy loses its wings