Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
Who knew Angela Lansbury was a furry? A fox, no less.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Who knew Angela Lansbury was a furry? A fox, no less.
Santa is waiting for the bus outside my office.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Santa is waiting for the bus outside my office.
Green cauliflower just hits different.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Green cauliflower just hits different.
Lex is nervous, anxious, and worried about everything, it seems. Gnaves thought a VR therapy session would help him let go.
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Lex is nervous, anxious, and worried about everything, it seems. Gnaves thought a VR therapy session would help him let go.
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
For the furries who have 6 or more fursuits.
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
For the furries who have 6 or more fursuits.
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I've kept this crap, old phone and ethernet cables, in a shoebox since before the millennium. I think I can let it go at this point.
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I've kept this crap, old phone and ethernet cables, in a shoebox since before the millennium. I think I can let it go at this point.
Easy Mac, for what it is, can work wonders in a pinch (as it did for me last night).
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Easy Mac, for what it is, can work wonders in a pinch (as it did for me last night).
I can't complain, but it would be nice if the guy several houses down wasn't still aggressively using a belt sander on his deck at 9:15 pm.
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I can't complain, but it would be nice if the guy several houses down wasn't still aggressively using a belt sander on his deck at 9:15 pm.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Happy Fursuit Friday!
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Fursuit Friday!
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
Promo poster for Season One, and art done by Zillyhoo on FA more than a decade ago:
October 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Promo poster for Season One, and art done by Zillyhoo on FA more than a decade ago:
Happy Fursuit Friday!
Halloween is two weeks away - last year Lex was Walter White.
#FursuitFriday
#BreakingBad #WalterWhite
Halloween is two weeks away - last year Lex was Walter White.
#FursuitFriday
#BreakingBad #WalterWhite
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Happy Fursuit Friday!
Halloween is two weeks away - last year Lex was Walter White.
#FursuitFriday
#BreakingBad #WalterWhite
Halloween is two weeks away - last year Lex was Walter White.
#FursuitFriday
#BreakingBad #WalterWhite
Grab a slot if you're a "sharp-dressed fur"! Very happy with mine.
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Grab a slot if you're a "sharp-dressed fur"! Very happy with mine.
This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Meijer, I am 30 or 40 years old, and it is October 4th.
October 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Meijer, I am 30 or 40 years old, and it is October 4th.
OwO what's this?
NSFW Lex art commission is underway...
NSFW Lex art commission is underway...
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
OwO what's this?
NSFW Lex art commission is underway...
NSFW Lex art commission is underway...
+1 on the chocolate and coconut. I'll bet you like Samoas, too.
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
+1 on the chocolate and coconut. I'll bet you like Samoas, too.
Setting up camp for the weekend.
I have entered a stress-free zone.
I have entered a stress-free zone.
September 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Setting up camp for the weekend.
I have entered a stress-free zone.
I have entered a stress-free zone.
No "Balloons" on Bsky, but that day for me was yesterday! Saw a phenomenal concert by the great Bonnie Raitt.
Oh, and a splash of color can be good sometimes.
And if you don't know Bonnie Raitt, educate yo' self.
Oh, and a splash of color can be good sometimes.
And if you don't know Bonnie Raitt, educate yo' self.
September 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
No "Balloons" on Bsky, but that day for me was yesterday! Saw a phenomenal concert by the great Bonnie Raitt.
Oh, and a splash of color can be good sometimes.
And if you don't know Bonnie Raitt, educate yo' self.
Oh, and a splash of color can be good sometimes.
And if you don't know Bonnie Raitt, educate yo' self.