Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
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Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
· Oct 16
This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
The only person with full, unredacted access to the Epstein Files is Putin.
What Does Putin Have on Trump? Adam Kinzinger Demands Answers
youtu.be/3NjyzGcl67E
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What Does Putin Have on Trump? Adam Kinzinger Demands Answers
YouTube video by Adam Kinzinger
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February 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The only person with full, unredacted access to the Epstein Files is Putin.
Ruh-Roh...
SULEYMAN: “.. White-collar work, where you’re sitting down at a computer, either being a lawyer or an accountant or a project manager or a marketing person — most of those tasks will be fully automated by an AI within the next 12 to 18 months.”
@financialtimes.com #$MSFT
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@financialtimes.com #$MSFT
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February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Ruh-Roh...
Pam Bondi reminds me of a high school sophomore on the speech and debate team who truly thinks they are waaay smarter and better at everything than they actually are.
All while *everyone else* who actually has a clue recognizes what a complete, self-delusional farce they truly are.
All while *everyone else* who actually has a clue recognizes what a complete, self-delusional farce they truly are.
I think I’d rather be waterboarded than have to listen to Pam Bondi in another hearing. Her voice is still ringing in my ears. It’s like nails on a chalkboard. I think it could seriously cause psychological harm if you are overexposed to it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Pam Bondi reminds me of a high school sophomore on the speech and debate team who truly thinks they are waaay smarter and better at everything than they actually are.
All while *everyone else* who actually has a clue recognizes what a complete, self-delusional farce they truly are.
All while *everyone else* who actually has a clue recognizes what a complete, self-delusional farce they truly are.
Cheers after a helluva week.
It's Happy Hour, so naturally pants are off.
It's Happy Hour, so naturally pants are off.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Cheers after a helluva week.
It's Happy Hour, so naturally pants are off.
It's Happy Hour, so naturally pants are off.
When you're stuck in traffic with Shen Yun.
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
When you're stuck in traffic with Shen Yun.
While the top-right "Y-front" original Jockey fly is also valid (although not my fave), I concur with the premise that inaccurate/non-existent fly depictions in art can be a pet peeve.
I mean, just look at a pair. Refs or pics are readily available.
I mean, just look at a pair. Refs or pics are readily available.
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
While the top-right "Y-front" original Jockey fly is also valid (although not my fave), I concur with the premise that inaccurate/non-existent fly depictions in art can be a pet peeve.
I mean, just look at a pair. Refs or pics are readily available.
I mean, just look at a pair. Refs or pics are readily available.
When lounging and enjoying a nightcap, wrapped in a blanket with TV remotes, a computer mouse, a hand warmer, and my phone (not pictured) scattered about, sometimes I lose track of of one of them, and freak out a bit, before finding it in the corner of the recliner.
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
When lounging and enjoying a nightcap, wrapped in a blanket with TV remotes, a computer mouse, a hand warmer, and my phone (not pictured) scattered about, sometimes I lose track of of one of them, and freak out a bit, before finding it in the corner of the recliner.
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This explains a lot about me.
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
This explains a lot about me.
This email reminds me of an exercise in an intermediate-level foreign language class, to write a letter to a pen-pal or something.
But NGL, this remains her apparent level of fluency in the English language 24 years later.
But NGL, this remains her apparent level of fluency in the English language 24 years later.
This appears to be a very friendly email from Melania to Ghislaine Maxwell:
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
This email reminds me of an exercise in an intermediate-level foreign language class, to write a letter to a pen-pal or something.
But NGL, this remains her apparent level of fluency in the English language 24 years later.
But NGL, this remains her apparent level of fluency in the English language 24 years later.
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Anyone given the honor and responsibility of enforcing laws against other citizens must be fully identifiable & transparent.
Good law enforcement officers should be proud to identify themselves, knowing they could be on the witness stand under oath explaining how they served the public interest...
Good law enforcement officers should be proud to identify themselves, knowing they could be on the witness stand under oath explaining how they served the public interest...
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Anyone given the honor and responsibility of enforcing laws against other citizens must be fully identifiable & transparent.
Good law enforcement officers should be proud to identify themselves, knowing they could be on the witness stand under oath explaining how they served the public interest...
Good law enforcement officers should be proud to identify themselves, knowing they could be on the witness stand under oath explaining how they served the public interest...
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Trump: “The dollar’s doing great”
The Dollar: 🫤
The Dollar: 🫤
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Trump: “The dollar’s doing great”
The Dollar: 🫤
The Dollar: 🫤
New icon by an awesome friend @klaora.bsky.social !
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
New icon by an awesome friend @klaora.bsky.social !
Before going out to shovel snow in freezing temperatures for the third time today, make sure you start with a good base-layer.
The *real* base layer.
The *real* base layer.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Before going out to shovel snow in freezing temperatures for the third time today, make sure you start with a good base-layer.
The *real* base layer.
The *real* base layer.
Between rounds of snow shoveling, I'll be snuggled up on the couch!
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Between rounds of snow shoveling, I'll be snuggled up on the couch!
Classing-up grocery store sushi, Midwestern style.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Classing-up grocery store sushi, Midwestern style.
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“.. After one president who went senile in office and another who is nuttier than a Payday candy bar, we can only conclude that the 25th Amendment of the Constitution is just there for decoration.”
@nationalreview.bsky.social
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@nationalreview.bsky.social
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January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
“.. After one president who went senile in office and another who is nuttier than a Payday candy bar, we can only conclude that the 25th Amendment of the Constitution is just there for decoration.”
@nationalreview.bsky.social
www.nationalreview.com/the-morning-...
@nationalreview.bsky.social
www.nationalreview.com/the-morning-...
If an overwhelming majority of both Houses of Congress cannot come together to adopt a simple resolution prohibiting this country from pursuing Greenland, then I fear what we may be in for.
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
If an overwhelming majority of both Houses of Congress cannot come together to adopt a simple resolution prohibiting this country from pursuing Greenland, then I fear what we may be in for.
When I was little, I loved Ernie.
But I truly have always been Bert.
But I truly have always been Bert.
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 AM
When I was little, I loved Ernie.
But I truly have always been Bert.
But I truly have always been Bert.
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Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight up Nazi slogan
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight up Nazi slogan
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
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POWELL: “The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Federal Reserve setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President.”
youtu.be/KckGHaBLSn4
youtu.be/KckGHaBLSn4
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
POWELL: “The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Federal Reserve setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President.”
youtu.be/KckGHaBLSn4
youtu.be/KckGHaBLSn4
Want to blow someone's mind these days?
Send them a paper, snail-mail "Thank You" note.
Send them a paper, snail-mail "Thank You" note.
January 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Want to blow someone's mind these days?
Send them a paper, snail-mail "Thank You" note.
Send them a paper, snail-mail "Thank You" note.
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How it started v. How it went.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
How it started v. How it went.