Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
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Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
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gtconway.bsky.social
The vice president of the United States is a clownish dipshit, Exhibit 64,532
lexj.bsky.social
This is so good!! Bravo.
lexj.bsky.social
Very scenic! But, is that... poison ivy?
lexj.bsky.social
These two; oh HUFF!
lexj.bsky.social
Daddy, won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County...

I just want to go to Paradise.
lexj.bsky.social
This is a feeling...
lexj.bsky.social
If there's ever been someone who deserves a wedgie...
lexj.bsky.social
Every honorable member of our military leadership, and every member of Congress should call out this absolute bullshit.

The "Commander in Chief" does not get to politicize our military - this is an extremely dangerous trajectory.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Just a fucking disgrace that any president would say this to active duty military. But I expect it from this asshole, who has never respected the apolitical military tradition we’ve had since Washington. No, what’s more disgraceful is the silence of Republican vets in Congress.
lexj.bsky.social
Ngl, hard to go wrong with these ❤️.
lexj.bsky.social
Meijer, I am 30 or 40 years old, and it is October 4th.
lexj.bsky.social
I love @drevin.bsky.social 's style!
drevin.bsky.social
It's that time of year again...Cinnamon bun day!
lexj.bsky.social
Showing the whole world how we conduct diplomacy now. As gangsters via social media.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Trump says if Hamas doesn’t agree to his plan by 6 PM Sunday all hell will break loose like nobody has ever seen before.
lexj.bsky.social
13 years ago today I lost my Dad.
Or my Dad died, I should say; Alzheimer's had already made him "lost" well before.

I wish I had known him more.
lexj.bsky.social
I hope today is a tipping point. I'm hopeful, not optimistic.

I hope our seasoned & dedicated military leaders call out the utter insulting bullshit spewed at them by these cowards. And I hope that all on the sidelines, if they care about the Constitution, say enough is enough to all this fuckery.
atrupar.com
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
lexj.bsky.social
OwO what's this?
NSFW Lex art commission is underway...
lexj.bsky.social
+1 on the chocolate and coconut. I'll bet you like Samoas, too.
lexj.bsky.social
Worse than soixante-dix or quatre-vingt-dix, lol?
lexj.bsky.social
He's sleepy & beefy & briefy!
lexj.bsky.social
It's more "you" - reminiscent of your odd/creepy fursuit photos!
lexj.bsky.social
"Hallelujah, Holy Shit. Where's the Tylenol?"
georgetakei.bsky.social
I need a Tylenol after listening to him drone on.
lexj.bsky.social
A message definitely worth amplifying.

Even if you hate talking to people (like me), find *someone* to talk to.
bluestreak.bsky.social
If you have the ability to do so, go to a therapist. There's a lot of shit going on right now, and having all of that hanging in the background can make your own personal battles seem that much more daunting. Having someone to talk things over with can be an enormous help.
lexj.bsky.social
Setting up camp for the weekend.

I have entered a stress-free zone.
lexj.bsky.social
Unfortunately not carrying this release.
lexj.bsky.social
I wish is was being shown locally, but no luck. One of my favorites.