Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
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Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
· Oct 16
This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Who knew Angela Lansbury was a furry? A fox, no less.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Who knew Angela Lansbury was a furry? A fox, no less.
Some of us have been playing this game on expert level for years.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Some of us have been playing this game on expert level for years.
Every time he opens his mouth, he demonstrates more and more just how fucking warped he truly is...
Serious people do not go off on rants like this; for real...
Serious people do not go off on rants like this; for real...
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Every time he opens his mouth, he demonstrates more and more just how fucking warped he truly is...
Serious people do not go off on rants like this; for real...
Serious people do not go off on rants like this; for real...
Santa is waiting for the bus outside my office.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Santa is waiting for the bus outside my office.
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Service is the truest measure of patriotism. On Veterans Day, we honor all who have taken the oath and worn the uniform - and our nation recommits to keeping its promises to every veteran who served our country.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Service is the truest measure of patriotism. On Veterans Day, we honor all who have taken the oath and worn the uniform - and our nation recommits to keeping its promises to every veteran who served our country.
He has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
He has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.
We've official reached the "Let them eat cake" stage of enshitification.
The “I-don’t-want-to-hear-about-the-affordability” line (like the ballroom renderings, the Gatsby party, the feces/fighter jet video) must be like catnip for the oppo research archivists.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We've official reached the "Let them eat cake" stage of enshitification.
Green cauliflower just hits different.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Green cauliflower just hits different.
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Honestly, I don't think Trump's incomprehension of political asylum has anything to do with his serious personality-disorder-related psychiatric afflictions and his seeming dementia, which both raise 25th Amendment questions. I do, however, think it reflects his utter stupidity ….
The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Honestly, I don't think Trump's incomprehension of political asylum has anything to do with his serious personality-disorder-related psychiatric afflictions and his seeming dementia, which both raise 25th Amendment questions. I do, however, think it reflects his utter stupidity ….
The official White House website.
There are no adults with any influence in this administration.
There are no adults with any influence in this administration.
Looking at this page on the White House website, it’s impossible to ignore how utterly juvenile the Trump administration is, it’s being run by children.
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The official White House website.
There are no adults with any influence in this administration.
There are no adults with any influence in this administration.
Lex is nervous, anxious, and worried about everything, it seems. Gnaves thought a VR therapy session would help him let go.
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Lex is nervous, anxious, and worried about everything, it seems. Gnaves thought a VR therapy session would help him let go.
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main ❤️]
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BOO!!! I'm a ghost... and I think my costume is a little too short.
Happy Halloween ;3
Happy Halloween ;3
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
BOO!!! I'm a ghost... and I think my costume is a little too short.
Happy Halloween ;3
Happy Halloween ;3
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May the odds be ever in your favor
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
May the odds be ever in your favor
For the furries who have 6 or more fursuits.
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
For the furries who have 6 or more fursuits.
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I minced a copious amount of garlic on Tuesday night.
Forty-eight hours, two showers, and numerous hand-washings later, I can still smell it on my fingers. There are probably worse things in life...
Forty-eight hours, two showers, and numerous hand-washings later, I can still smell it on my fingers. There are probably worse things in life...
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I minced a copious amount of garlic on Tuesday night.
Forty-eight hours, two showers, and numerous hand-washings later, I can still smell it on my fingers. There are probably worse things in life...
Forty-eight hours, two showers, and numerous hand-washings later, I can still smell it on my fingers. There are probably worse things in life...
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Birthday art for my friend @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social (was a few days ago i forgot to share here)
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Birthday art for my friend @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social (was a few days ago i forgot to share here)
I've kept this crap, old phone and ethernet cables, in a shoebox since before the millennium. I think I can let it go at this point.
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I've kept this crap, old phone and ethernet cables, in a shoebox since before the millennium. I think I can let it go at this point.
I can't complain, but it would be nice if the guy several houses down wasn't still aggressively using a belt sander on his deck at 9:15 pm.
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I can't complain, but it would be nice if the guy several houses down wasn't still aggressively using a belt sander on his deck at 9:15 pm.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Happy Fursuit Friday!
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Fursuit Friday!
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
In 2023 I summoned the "Powers of the Quail"
#FursuitFriday
#DougFunnie #Quailman
My biggest concern is that *NO ONE* in his sphere of influence can, or cares to try, to convince him that he looks like an imbecilic cringeworthy adolescent and the rest of the world is taking note.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My biggest concern is that *NO ONE* in his sphere of influence can, or cares to try, to convince him that he looks like an imbecilic cringeworthy adolescent and the rest of the world is taking note.
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