Lizard Queen 🦎 👑
@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
We do jokes and sports here people.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
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I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
🚩🔞🚩
I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
Remember I look like this:
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Remember I look like this:
We all gon freeze
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We all gon freeze
My beautiful evil mother would demand one.
She bought a mini pink tool box last week.
So there are them types too
She bought a mini pink tool box last week.
So there are them types too
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My beautiful evil mother would demand one.
She bought a mini pink tool box last week.
So there are them types too
She bought a mini pink tool box last week.
So there are them types too
Husband asked: "So do I gotta wear that during sex and right before cli-"
Me: "-its like your reading my mind yes, right before climax you have to pull the straps down and yell at the top of your lungs."
Him: *laughing* like a true American hero
Me: "-its like your reading my mind yes, right before climax you have to pull the straps down and yell at the top of your lungs."
Him: *laughing* like a true American hero
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Husband asked: "So do I gotta wear that during sex and right before cli-"
Me: "-its like your reading my mind yes, right before climax you have to pull the straps down and yell at the top of your lungs."
Him: *laughing* like a true American hero
Me: "-its like your reading my mind yes, right before climax you have to pull the straps down and yell at the top of your lungs."
Him: *laughing* like a true American hero
Also added cocoa powder and vanilla so were way off the cuff from the box
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Also added cocoa powder and vanilla so were way off the cuff from the box
Keep thinking about these birds.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Keep thinking about these birds.
I'm not tagging everyone.
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I'm not tagging everyone.
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
You'll see her vomit all over the place soon enough.
(I blocked immediately after, I didnt know who everyone was on about so I checked and well look at that.)
This spider is living in my living room. Theyre bigger than a quarter. The pictures are 10x, 30x, and 100x mostly of the thorax.
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This spider is living in my living room. Theyre bigger than a quarter. The pictures are 10x, 30x, and 100x mostly of the thorax.
This is actually blowing my mind a little bit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is actually blowing my mind a little bit.
I'd been SO GOOD while stretching my ears. I only had one incident that caused any rippage early on but I was able to leave the larger taper in. Well, I had another little incident that caused me to yoink up all my pills I just took and put in my smaller gauge while it heals.
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I'd been SO GOOD while stretching my ears. I only had one incident that caused any rippage early on but I was able to leave the larger taper in. Well, I had another little incident that caused me to yoink up all my pills I just took and put in my smaller gauge while it heals.
I expanded my themes.
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I expanded my themes.
If you do it this way youll need my phone number. Just DM me.
October 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you do it this way youll need my phone number. Just DM me.
Fuck me and fuck you
October 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Fuck me and fuck you
Holy shit.
My dad grew one plant this year.
Around 2lbs.
The fucker was 7 foot tall or more.
My dad grew one plant this year.
Around 2lbs.
The fucker was 7 foot tall or more.
October 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Holy shit.
My dad grew one plant this year.
Around 2lbs.
The fucker was 7 foot tall or more.
My dad grew one plant this year.
Around 2lbs.
The fucker was 7 foot tall or more.
Unfortunately, as a white American Ive been witness to the fact that they have always complained.
It's just now they have more platforms in which to shove it down the world's throat.
They're louder and more constant now because someone handed them a microphone and told them it was okay.
It's just now they have more platforms in which to shove it down the world's throat.
They're louder and more constant now because someone handed them a microphone and told them it was okay.
October 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Unfortunately, as a white American Ive been witness to the fact that they have always complained.
It's just now they have more platforms in which to shove it down the world's throat.
They're louder and more constant now because someone handed them a microphone and told them it was okay.
It's just now they have more platforms in which to shove it down the world's throat.
They're louder and more constant now because someone handed them a microphone and told them it was okay.
Question uh how do you make a search link? Cause I've got a bad brain and if someone taught me this before I barely know what it means now.
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Question uh how do you make a search link? Cause I've got a bad brain and if someone taught me this before I barely know what it means now.
This is what I search for, ask me why and I'm sure I'll figure it out. For now I'm as baffled as you.
September 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is what I search for, ask me why and I'm sure I'll figure it out. For now I'm as baffled as you.
The children weep for me.
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The children weep for me.
After my team is knocked out I don't give a fuck about NL this or NL that, its about hatred now.
Lets go Reds, Lets go Cubs!
Lets go Reds, Lets go Cubs!
September 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
After my team is knocked out I don't give a fuck about NL this or NL that, its about hatred now.
Lets go Reds, Lets go Cubs!
Lets go Reds, Lets go Cubs!
Long live the Baby Bull.
September 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Long live the Baby Bull.
G is for Gigantes
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
G is for Gigantes
Its a great day for baseball.
September 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Its a great day for baseball.