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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑
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We do jokes and sports here people.

SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.

One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee

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I am 38 and angry 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Married 💍

NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
Pinned
Welcome to the shit show, kiddos.
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All of the horrible subplots of the Trump presidency are converging together.
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Woman Weigns
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Imma smoke this bowl and ignore that reply
November 28, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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PRETTI KILLING ENQUIRY

After a week of lacerating criticism, the Trump admin said that it had opened a civil rights investigation into the shooting of Alex Pretti.

I'd like to get to where we call it a BRUTAL MURDER ENQUIRY- but it's better than 'a review of ICE training stds' (which suck, obvs)
Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Inquiry Into Minneapolis Killing
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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What an odd thing to say
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
CPTS, GAD, PAD, & Autism.

I've been through some serious therapy to learn not to sit around waiting for the next shoe to drop.

It'll never be easy, but it gets easier everyday.
You know you've got CPTSD when you actually get more anxious from things going well, because you're just... Waiting
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
As an artist, and as someone who has spent time with all types of artists: hes wrong.

Artists all go after things that align with what they care about. Even the fucked up things.

Check the long fucking weird history of Stephen Collins.
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Typical liberal media bias focused on the gunfight at the OK Corral, completely ignoring the bigger fight at the Spectacular Corral.
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Music

Ink and coffee
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Share a bird pic you took
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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They WILL get around to gas chambers and I wouldn't be surprised if they already have something in the works
"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)"

www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
From the ICE_Watch community on Reddit: Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms ...
Explore this post and more from the ICE_Watch community
www.reddit.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY

Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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do u think Ratatouille has the power to do a Weekend at Bernie’s
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Cars in the body shop.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
AJ Styles is a Georgian Grand Horse.
January 31, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Y'all ever really wanna get into something and when you finally do you're upset to realize that something is, in fact, boring?
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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They can’t win. They won’t win. We have all the good bands, we have grit, and we’re better looking
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Reminder for everyone discussing the Epstein files:

"Underage women" are minors.
Sex with minors is rape.

Hope this clarification helps.
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Catherine O'Hara was a kind of hero to the odd ones. She wasnt afraid to play women who did things differently. A legend that will be forever missed. Rest peacefully Ma'am.
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I'm going to start referring to my friends as, "a jury of my peers."
January 30, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Me: a little self care never hurt anybody

Bank account: 👀
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM