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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I now have a place where you can buy me a coffee. But please keep in mind that I really like coffee. I like it a lot. And I drink it fast. If you guys give me $80,000 to buy coffee, I will do exactly that and I will drink it all in one day. My body will explode.
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Low Quality Facts

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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🐝🎃SpookyTattooedBee🎃🐝 @tattooedbee.bsky.social · 4h

Mountain Dew is the Newport Cigarettes of soda.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Its okay to share aid requests. Hell if anyone else needs anything reply to this quote tweet and well see if theres a sugar daddy feeling altruistic.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I need to get an x-ray.

They usually cost me 100 bucks. I dont have that right now. I'm going to call my husband and ask him to send me the money for it, but if anyone is feeling generous. (My zelle, which is faster and doesn't take a fee, is in the next comment)

Venmo | Jess Morales

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 4h

I just never worked again.

Thanks American Greetings.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 5h

The firing btw? They kept me on in the company because they felt bad as it was THEIR fault I didn't the proper training.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 5h

I put in my two weeks.

I've only ever been "fired" once. Ive only ever been "let go" once. The rest have been closed businesses or moving on. This is a moving on I guess.

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Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 5d

“Bluesky claims to want decentralization and composable moderation, but they still enjoy abusing the power of arbitrary banishment.” - Link

Banning controversy reveals Bluesky’s federation isn’t there yet

Bluesky’s protocol is so complicated that not even the biggest alternative network has figured out how to become independent

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 1d

Has lived in the US since he was NINE MONTHS OLD.

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 1d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Jan 13

they NEED to teach CURSIVE in SCHOOLS so KIDS will KNOW how to WRITE ominous antiquated WILLS stipulating their SURVIVING RELATIVES must SPEND THE NIGHT in a HAUNTED HOUSE

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Neat!

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Its okay to share aid requests. Hell if anyone else needs anything reply to this quote tweet and well see if theres a sugar daddy feeling altruistic.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I need to get an x-ray.

They usually cost me 100 bucks. I dont have that right now. I'm going to call my husband and ask him to send me the money for it, but if anyone is feeling generous. (My zelle, which is faster and doesn't take a fee, is in the next comment)

Venmo | Jess Morales

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

venmo.com

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Amen.

Living in the SF Bay Area makes my type of California weather very different. I love nothing more than a foggy day on a redwood riverbank.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

If you do it this way youll need my phone number. Just DM me.

Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I need to get an x-ray.

They usually cost me 100 bucks. I dont have that right now. I'm going to call my husband and ask him to send me the money for it, but if anyone is feeling generous. (My zelle, which is faster and doesn't take a fee, is in the next comment)

Venmo | Jess Morales

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

venmo.com

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I'm looking good enough for a water park, but... Ohio

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I grew up on the water. The desert feels like hell to me.

So does the open ocean, but thats a whe different deal.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

Theres a couple of you I would visit if you lived near water.

Thats my caveat. If youre too inland and theres no lakes or rivers, I'm out.

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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 1d

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 1d

I need to go find some water to be by that doesnt smell like bay water.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

He makes a good point.

"If God
wanted us to
be sober at
church then
he wouldn't
have invented
scotch. "

-George Clooney

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 2d

This is such a nice song until you remember that the entirety of the lower ninth ward was essentially washed away and left to rot; because it was historically black and low income. This allowed a seismic cultural shift in New Orleans.

And by that I mean- its more white now.

Hurricane

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 2d

I do, but I am very old.

Very old indeed.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 2d

Once Alex Jones let the frog out of the bag that they were all gay, they hopped in the fight immediately.

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Lizard Queen 🦎 👑 @lexoluthoro.bsky.social · 2d

I took a double dose of extra strength Tylenol right after and suddenly I was counting cards and farting in phone booths (I had to find a phone booth first)

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