Lizard Queen 🦎 👑
@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
We do jokes and sports here people.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
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I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
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I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
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Welcome to the shit show, kiddos.
Does anyone have any idea about remote work? Because you know jobs ain't wanna hire a mfer whose like "I'm only available after 3pm Monday through Friday, Saturday and one Sunday a month."
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Does anyone have any idea about remote work? Because you know jobs ain't wanna hire a mfer whose like "I'm only available after 3pm Monday through Friday, Saturday and one Sunday a month."
Just got paid.
Yeah.
I need another job, unless they give me a raise fast this shit will not be sustainable.
Yeah.
I need another job, unless they give me a raise fast this shit will not be sustainable.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just got paid.
Yeah.
I need another job, unless they give me a raise fast this shit will not be sustainable.
Yeah.
I need another job, unless they give me a raise fast this shit will not be sustainable.
Oh boy I'm a mess
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh boy I'm a mess
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Ohio State can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ohio State can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
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Here’s something no politician will tell you: poo poo pee pee fart fart fart fart
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Here’s something no politician will tell you: poo poo pee pee fart fart fart fart
I have a cascade of things that should mean I never leave my house or speak to anyone ever: Anxiety, Agoraphobia, Social Anxiety, & Autism.
What I somehow manage to have is a backup battery to my social battery. But when I need to recharge? Dont contact me for a fuckin' month, brother.
What I somehow manage to have is a backup battery to my social battery. But when I need to recharge? Dont contact me for a fuckin' month, brother.
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have a cascade of things that should mean I never leave my house or speak to anyone ever: Anxiety, Agoraphobia, Social Anxiety, & Autism.
What I somehow manage to have is a backup battery to my social battery. But when I need to recharge? Dont contact me for a fuckin' month, brother.
What I somehow manage to have is a backup battery to my social battery. But when I need to recharge? Dont contact me for a fuckin' month, brother.
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I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
What do you want us to do? I'm serious. What do you want us to do? You've been on the other side of the coin, and you know what its like, and nows when youre choosing to be selfish? When its obvious we have no way to help?
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What do you want us to do? I'm serious. What do you want us to do? You've been on the other side of the coin, and you know what its like, and nows when youre choosing to be selfish? When its obvious we have no way to help?
You know what the easiest way to deny temptation is? Remove the temptation.
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You know what the easiest way to deny temptation is? Remove the temptation.
I like pizza that goes crisp
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I like pizza that goes crisp
You are never going to convince me that socks and heels work. I know you're more comfortable. You look like a toddler.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You are never going to convince me that socks and heels work. I know you're more comfortable. You look like a toddler.
Okay I need a second job. This one isn't going to make enough.
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Okay I need a second job. This one isn't going to make enough.
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Lucy's in the Basement Mixing Up the Medicine, Charlie Brown!
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Lucy's in the Basement Mixing Up the Medicine, Charlie Brown!
Im still fucked up
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Im still fucked up
Jesus Christ I forgot to ask if my husband's father had his citizenship when his older brother was born. I know both his parents were citizens by the time he was, but idk about his dad around the time of his brother's birth.
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Jesus Christ I forgot to ask if my husband's father had his citizenship when his older brother was born. I know both his parents were citizens by the time he was, but idk about his dad around the time of his brother's birth.
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The constitutional right to birthright citizenship is core to who we are as a country.
We refuse to let President Trump do away with that right.
We refuse to let President Trump do away with that right.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The constitutional right to birthright citizenship is core to who we are as a country.
We refuse to let President Trump do away with that right.
We refuse to let President Trump do away with that right.
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If I wanted euphoria I'd vibrate at a higher frequency but clearly I'm sitting as still as possible thinking about the last time I was truly helping lighter worlds crowdsurf in a mosh pit
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If I wanted euphoria I'd vibrate at a higher frequency but clearly I'm sitting as still as possible thinking about the last time I was truly helping lighter worlds crowdsurf in a mosh pit
So many people afraid to admit they'd boot scoot and boogie, but the social stigma has fucked up their ability to go country.
I like, some, country music and I think the reason *most* of you dont like *any* country music is because you've been conditioned by xenophobia, and the fear of being othered.
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So many people afraid to admit they'd boot scoot and boogie, but the social stigma has fucked up their ability to go country.
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10k would fix me
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
10k would fix me
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SOS!!!! $1 $5 I have known this nice lady a long time. Do a good thing if you can. ✌🏽💜🙏🏽
Please donate and share.
My brothers cat has hyperthyroidism and there's a treatment for it! Only its like 3k.
Please donate and share. Spoons is my brothers best friend.
My brothers cat has hyperthyroidism and there's a treatment for it! Only its like 3k.
Please donate and share. Spoons is my brothers best friend.
Donate to Help Spoons Get Life-Saving Treatment, organized by J H
Meet Spoons. Spoons is a big floof of a cat who was rescued by my housemate, Jensen, back in… J H needs your support for Help Spoons Get Life-Saving Treatment
gofund.me
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
SOS!!!! $1 $5 I have known this nice lady a long time. Do a good thing if you can. ✌🏽💜🙏🏽
All the ppl in the comments are why we need to listen to more new music.
Y'all aren't looking very hard.
There is a LOT of music out there my babies
Y'all aren't looking very hard.
There is a LOT of music out there my babies
I love that we love vintage tunes but yall are missing out on alot of good music and artist being STUCK in the past. Stick those gnarled toes in some new school.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
All the ppl in the comments are why we need to listen to more new music.
Y'all aren't looking very hard.
There is a LOT of music out there my babies
Y'all aren't looking very hard.
There is a LOT of music out there my babies
Who lets Ryan Reynolds dress himself for the Mint Mobile ads? I mean I get the, "do it on the cheap," thing but his shirts are too short and theyre always open and fucked up somehow.
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Who lets Ryan Reynolds dress himself for the Mint Mobile ads? I mean I get the, "do it on the cheap," thing but his shirts are too short and theyre always open and fucked up somehow.
Please donate and share.
My brothers cat has hyperthyroidism and there's a treatment for it! Only its like 3k.
Please donate and share. Spoons is my brothers best friend.
My brothers cat has hyperthyroidism and there's a treatment for it! Only its like 3k.
Please donate and share. Spoons is my brothers best friend.
Donate to Help Spoons Get Life-Saving Treatment, organized by J H
Meet Spoons. Spoons is a big floof of a cat who was rescued by my housemate, Jensen, back in… J H needs your support for Help Spoons Get Life-Saving Treatment
gofund.me
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Please donate and share.
My brothers cat has hyperthyroidism and there's a treatment for it! Only its like 3k.
Please donate and share. Spoons is my brothers best friend.
My brothers cat has hyperthyroidism and there's a treatment for it! Only its like 3k.
Please donate and share. Spoons is my brothers best friend.
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The Trump administration has ordered at least 20 strikes on boats near Venezuela, killing over 85 people. These strikes are patently unlawful — just like Secretary Hegseth’s alleged order on September 2 to kill any survivors.
Killing people with no due process is murder. Full stop.
Killing people with no due process is murder. Full stop.
Second US Strike on Boat Attack Survivors Was Illegal—But Experts Stress That the Rest Were, Too | Common Dreams
Amid outrage over a double-tap strike that kicked off the administration's boat bombing spree, rights advocates and legal experts emphasize that all of the Trump administration's attacks on alleged dr...
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December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Trump administration has ordered at least 20 strikes on boats near Venezuela, killing over 85 people. These strikes are patently unlawful — just like Secretary Hegseth’s alleged order on September 2 to kill any survivors.
Killing people with no due process is murder. Full stop.
Killing people with no due process is murder. Full stop.
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.