lezzietechie.bsky.social
@lezzietechie.bsky.social
*sweats my ass off on the treadmill for 5 days straight*
*gains 1 lb*
*pigs out and doesn’t exercise for a week*
*loses 3 lbs*
a woman in a black off the shoulder top is standing in a room with posters on the wall
ALT: a woman in a black off the shoulder top is standing in a room with posters on the wall
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February 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Why do most protein bars taste like that?
January 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I just spent the last 2 hours folding laundry…and this is exactly why I hate doing that shit. 😒
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I think I just found the key to maintaining consistency in my workout routine: it’s cold AF in my apartment and I need to work out to stay warm in here. 😭
December 16, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It’s after 7pm. Whatever it is that my coworker is working on, I want her to close her laptop and leave me alone. The shit can wait until tomorrow morning. jfc 😒
December 5, 2024 at 12:44 AM
These folks are acting like they don’t see my messages in Slack, so I’m just gonna go out shopping until someone responds. 😭
December 3, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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A cutie patootie.
November 22, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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tip for newbies: subscribe to this MAGA block list to preemptively block MAGAts on here :)

(sorry I forgot to include the link before)
November 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM