i love my friend on the internet

i would be so hot if i started estrogen rn, but stupid motherfuckers make that difficult. i should get away from stupid motherfuckers, what the fuck am i doing? life is too short to be safe and reasonable. i could do this, i need to really.

gentoo :3

i should buy myself UFO 50 for christmas. feels like christmas kinda game i thinks.

this isn't working... i should try harder

this is piss

u like cool glass

pretend I wrote something insightful here

hold me down if i'm wrong, choke the lights out of me if i am incorrect, finish inside if i'm misunderstanding, f-fuck me if i-i',,m,,, mffhhgh fuck,, i forgot what i was gonna say

Folks, I have a new video today where I'm very excited to announce a new dishwasher powder on the market.

Why am I so excited? Because it's vindicated every single one of my detergent opinions.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2...

girl penis hallelujah is the only thing bouncing around my brain