Or the knockoff, Akkks body spray.

I see your parents were similar to mine. But, also, these probably would knock out a cough.

Brandied plums!
They finish steeping around the time holidays hit so if you need a coping mechanism for that season, brandied plums pack a wallop. Also, maybe speaking from childhood experience, if the kids are too rowdy, give them each plum and they quiet down pretty quickly.

Only if it's gold-colored to match all the gold-colored trim he sticks to everything in his residence.

This wouldn't matter at all if we could still afford to import it from Mexico. Now it just matters a tiny, little bit and only if you like Coke with sugar.

Look, we don't know where they'll be in 20 years; the devil protects his own.

I guess that explains why a huge chunk of our peers voted to hurt us all.

I'm over here doing the opposite, trying to tie those suckers up high because the boob skin sticking to the rib skin is producing sweat that can't evaporate and is going to give me trench foot on my torso. So I wholeheartedly agree: WEAR WHAT YOU WANT!

We showed up soooo late but still got 15 minutes of walking, hootin', & hollerin' in Littleton, Colo. I don't know the person in the Yoda shirt but I loved the whole look.

I was just thinking about this on my way to work today, reminding myself that 0-100 was the first century and that's why the century number is ahead of the actual span of years.

I don't think people automatically know that, though. I think a lot of people have to do this math.