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NOT A ASS OUT PASS OUT PHOTO They didn't have to do my guy like that
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
NOT A ASS OUT PASS OUT PHOTO They didn't have to do my guy like that
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beepeur
The duality of the French language is trying to read Huysmans and getting pummeled by intensely weird elevated vocabulary and then going to France and ordering a pizza and the guy hands you a buzzer and says "quand c'est prêt le beepeur va beeper"
July 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
beepeur
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just checking in on the Church in Wales, seeing how things are going over there
July 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
just checking in on the Church in Wales, seeing how things are going over there
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no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s
June 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s
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a lot of you have never heard of Archduke Trans Ferdinand, and it shows
June 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
a lot of you have never heard of Archduke Trans Ferdinand, and it shows
in the past two days I've gotten an ad for ai-generated foundation matching and for a ring sizing kit For Men (it's all black and the guy was lifting weights and punching stuff in the commercial)
February 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
in the past two days I've gotten an ad for ai-generated foundation matching and for a ring sizing kit For Men (it's all black and the guy was lifting weights and punching stuff in the commercial)
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Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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I have made these three times, 10/10, they taste like the nicest most expensive biscuit, not horrible and dry and sad. Orange zest makes them even better
I thought all scones were stale and forgettable, the saddest part of the coffee shop pastry case -- until I made these. Not too sweet, perfect crumb and not even a little dry, they've converted legions of scone-averters.
smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/drea...
smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/drea...
January 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I have made these three times, 10/10, they taste like the nicest most expensive biscuit, not horrible and dry and sad. Orange zest makes them even better
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posting thru it. gaze upon the ennui of a pancake
January 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
posting thru it. gaze upon the ennui of a pancake