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lieutenant winslow
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half monkey. half jew.
saw him at hard rock last week, i was dying
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
wait til you see mulaney's
December 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Yes
December 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the harder you have to work to obtain the degree, the more license you have to crip walk your ass across the stage.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
for pretty much my entire life, 10-20% of real life in s.fla is source material for a carl hiaasen novel and i gotta tell you, it can be a bit much at times
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i take the jacket off first. this isn't downton abbey ffs
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
in fairness to ND, smug, self-important, ultra-wealthy, elitist douchebags usually *do* stick together.

so you can see how this was a bit of a curveball.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
a cult follower in overalls rambling incoherently about someone named malachi in a way that suggests they are extremely capable of committing murder
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM