lieutenant winslow
@lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social
half monkey. half jew.
Pinned
we rioting yet?
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we rioting yet?
January 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
we rioting yet?
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serious Q, is Phillip Rivers a grandfather?
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
serious Q, is Phillip Rivers a grandfather?
amazing what cam ward can do when his receivers catch the ball that hits them in the hands
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
amazing what cam ward can do when his receivers catch the ball that hits them in the hands
if only there was a coach who averages 10 wins a season with the unbearably smug self-importance and feigned moral superiority of the university of michigan, who has been throwing 'you dont appreciate me' temper tantrums for the last 24 months.
ah well. nevertheless
ah well. nevertheless
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
if only there was a coach who averages 10 wins a season with the unbearably smug self-importance and feigned moral superiority of the university of michigan, who has been throwing 'you dont appreciate me' temper tantrums for the last 24 months.
ah well. nevertheless
ah well. nevertheless
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit." - james franklin
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit." - james franklin
so pumped for michigan to honor the sanctity of marriage by hiring bobby petrino
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
so pumped for michigan to honor the sanctity of marriage by hiring bobby petrino
i love you, miami
a man wearing a helmet is talking to another man in a field
ALT: a man wearing a helmet is talking to another man in a field
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
i love you, miami
you *should* be working out at the airport.
you should *not* be wearing workout clothes at the airport.
not sure why you people are making this more complicated than it needs to be.
you should *not* be wearing workout clothes at the airport.
not sure why you people are making this more complicated than it needs to be.
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
you *should* be working out at the airport.
you should *not* be wearing workout clothes at the airport.
not sure why you people are making this more complicated than it needs to be.
you should *not* be wearing workout clothes at the airport.
not sure why you people are making this more complicated than it needs to be.
i did a chat gpt.
happy holidays!
happy holidays!
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i did a chat gpt.
happy holidays!
happy holidays!
me, enjoying allllllllllllll the college football playoff discourse
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
me, enjoying allllllllllllll the college football playoff discourse
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if anyone has a connection in college station, I am interested in tickets in section 336.
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if anyone has a connection in college station, I am interested in tickets in section 336.
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
the []__[] today
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
the []__[] today
SO pumped for the corny racist incel jokes
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
SO pumped for the corny racist incel jokes
if anyone has a connection in college station, I am interested in tickets in section 336.
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if anyone has a connection in college station, I am interested in tickets in section 336.
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
I repeat I am only interested in tickets in section 336
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I keep coming back to this:
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I keep coming back to this:
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.
Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
eye test, ND belongs in the playoff, bama does not
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
eye test, ND belongs in the playoff, bama does not
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH BITCH
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH BITCH
fox still running those matt leinart discover card ads huh?
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
fox still running those matt leinart discover card ads huh?
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alabama's entire offense has manos de mierda
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
alabama's entire offense has manos de mierda
nobody's getting punished for playing in a conference championship game.
nobody's getting punished for losing in a conference championship game.
they're getting punished for sucking ass and very obviously **not** being one of the 12 best teams in the country
nobody's getting punished for losing in a conference championship game.
they're getting punished for sucking ass and very obviously **not** being one of the 12 best teams in the country
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
nobody's getting punished for playing in a conference championship game.
nobody's getting punished for losing in a conference championship game.
they're getting punished for sucking ass and very obviously **not** being one of the 12 best teams in the country
nobody's getting punished for losing in a conference championship game.
they're getting punished for sucking ass and very obviously **not** being one of the 12 best teams in the country
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Closer than you think!
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Closer than you think!
pick and roll off the back judge
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
pick and roll off the back judge