lieutenant winslow
@lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social
half monkey. half jew.
Pinned
we rioting yet?
man fuck allen houston
February 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
man fuck allen houston
divorce diary, day 288
f'n dominated a bunch of 12 yr old private school kids in bb & vball at my son's friend's trampoline park bday party
all while on 2 lorazepams
whooped they ass at 1v1, knockout game AND at volleyball, 1v1, 1v2 AND 2v2
in a pair of Levi's 578s
they refer to me as "unc"
f'n dominated a bunch of 12 yr old private school kids in bb & vball at my son's friend's trampoline park bday party
all while on 2 lorazepams
whooped they ass at 1v1, knockout game AND at volleyball, 1v1, 1v2 AND 2v2
in a pair of Levi's 578s
they refer to me as "unc"
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
divorce diary, day 288
f'n dominated a bunch of 12 yr old private school kids in bb & vball at my son's friend's trampoline park bday party
all while on 2 lorazepams
whooped they ass at 1v1, knockout game AND at volleyball, 1v1, 1v2 AND 2v2
in a pair of Levi's 578s
they refer to me as "unc"
f'n dominated a bunch of 12 yr old private school kids in bb & vball at my son's friend's trampoline park bday party
all while on 2 lorazepams
whooped they ass at 1v1, knockout game AND at volleyball, 1v1, 1v2 AND 2v2
in a pair of Levi's 578s
they refer to me as "unc"
i would pay american dollars for video of this
www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/02/12/p...
www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/02/12/p...
Pickleball argument sparks 20-player brawl at Florida country club, officials say
A dispute over a rule led to a brawl during a Florida pickleball game, authorities said, with one player hitting his opponent in the face with a paddle and punching him.
www.sun-sentinel.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
i would pay american dollars for video of this
www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/02/12/p...
www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/02/12/p...
who says the u.s. doesn't export things anymore
The person accused of opening fire at a school and home in British Columbia on Tuesday, killing eight and injuring at least 25, was an 18-year-old previously known to law enforcement, authorities in Canada said.
Accused Canada Shooter an 18-Year-Old Known to Police, Authorities Say
The eight victims include five students and a teacher, and two of the suspect’s family.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
who says the u.s. doesn't export things anymore
chatgpt bout to launch an AI erotica product where users can make their own porn.
suddenly the valuations make much more sense
suddenly the valuations make much more sense
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
chatgpt bout to launch an AI erotica product where users can make their own porn.
suddenly the valuations make much more sense
suddenly the valuations make much more sense
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*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*
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i am 1 million percent convinced we can Truman Show him and let him ride out his days babbling incoherently at actors while the rest of the world moves on
January 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
i am 1 million percent convinced we can Truman Show him and let him ride out his days babbling incoherently at actors while the rest of the world moves on
cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: the dow is at FIFTY THOUSAND right now!
cop: sir do you know how fast you were going?
me: the nasdaq is SMASHING RECORDS
cop: i'm gonna need to see your license & registration
me: americans' 401ks are BOOMING
cop: sir please step out of the vehicle
me: the dow is at FIFTY THOUSAND right now!
cop: sir do you know how fast you were going?
me: the nasdaq is SMASHING RECORDS
cop: i'm gonna need to see your license & registration
me: americans' 401ks are BOOMING
cop: sir please step out of the vehicle
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: the dow is at FIFTY THOUSAND right now!
cop: sir do you know how fast you were going?
me: the nasdaq is SMASHING RECORDS
cop: i'm gonna need to see your license & registration
me: americans' 401ks are BOOMING
cop: sir please step out of the vehicle
me: the dow is at FIFTY THOUSAND right now!
cop: sir do you know how fast you were going?
me: the nasdaq is SMASHING RECORDS
cop: i'm gonna need to see your license & registration
me: americans' 401ks are BOOMING
cop: sir please step out of the vehicle
i said "don't tread on **ME**"
i never said "don't tread on brown people. idiot."
i never said "don't tread on brown people. idiot."
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i said "don't tread on **ME**"
i never said "don't tread on brown people. idiot."
i never said "don't tread on brown people. idiot."
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This is what ICE looks like
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is what ICE looks like
i'm no columbo but has anyone seen matt lauer lateley?
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
i'm no columbo but has anyone seen matt lauer lateley?
epstein? more like pre-teen amiright? heyoo!
- howard lutnick at the 2027 tpusa superbowl halftime show open mic
- howard lutnick at the 2027 tpusa superbowl halftime show open mic
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
epstein? more like pre-teen amiright? heyoo!
- howard lutnick at the 2027 tpusa superbowl halftime show open mic
- howard lutnick at the 2027 tpusa superbowl halftime show open mic
i would say arguably the single most accurate predictor of who is/ isn't on tinder is their level of shock and dismay at the AI de-aging stuff in those commercials making people look way younger than they actually are in real life
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
i would say arguably the single most accurate predictor of who is/ isn't on tinder is their level of shock and dismay at the AI de-aging stuff in those commercials making people look way younger than they actually are in real life
[whispers] the commercials are for checking your phone and the halftime show is for sneaking outside to play puff puff pass with your friends
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
[whispers] the commercials are for checking your phone and the halftime show is for sneaking outside to play puff puff pass with your friends
reminder: if you happen to see that an absurdly wealthy "american" lives in puerto rico, but is not actually from puerto rico, did not marry a puerto rican & seemingly has no other discernable connection to puerto rico...
the reason is because that true american patriot is engaging in tax avoidance
the reason is because that true american patriot is engaging in tax avoidance
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
reminder: if you happen to see that an absurdly wealthy "american" lives in puerto rico, but is not actually from puerto rico, did not marry a puerto rican & seemingly has no other discernable connection to puerto rico...
the reason is because that true american patriot is engaging in tax avoidance
the reason is because that true american patriot is engaging in tax avoidance
maga is furious rn
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
maga is furious rn
a collective of hackers who do nothing but hack the phones of democratic members of congress & autocorrect words like "reform" and "rein in", to say "abolish" and "prosecute" instead
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
a collective of hackers who do nothing but hack the phones of democratic members of congress & autocorrect words like "reform" and "rein in", to say "abolish" and "prosecute" instead
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Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
@timothysnyder.bsky.social are you in a position to opine... is this just the newest strain of russian window cancer or is this ukraine taking the fight into moscow? tks
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Russian General With Key Intelligence Role Is Shot in Moscow
The attack on the deputy head of the GRU, the Russian military-intelligence agency, follows a series of killings of top military officials in the country.
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
@timothysnyder.bsky.social are you in a position to opine... is this just the newest strain of russian window cancer or is this ukraine taking the fight into moscow? tks
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
one of the legit funniest things about epstein is how he gave rise to a $1.4B dollar ponzi scheme when scott rothstein told investors he represented underage victims in civil suits & they were investing in structured settlements to give victims immediate payouts
www.sun-sentinel.com/2019/07/19/s...
www.sun-sentinel.com/2019/07/19/s...
Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and Ponzi king Scott Rothstein square off in court
On one side is Jeffrey Epstein, the South Florida sexual offender now facing new federal sex trafficking charges in New York. On the other side is Scott Rothstein, the convicted Ponzi schemer servi…
www.sun-sentinel.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
one of the legit funniest things about epstein is how he gave rise to a $1.4B dollar ponzi scheme when scott rothstein told investors he represented underage victims in civil suits & they were investing in structured settlements to give victims immediate payouts
www.sun-sentinel.com/2019/07/19/s...
www.sun-sentinel.com/2019/07/19/s...
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"Nobody wants your cryptocurrencies around here, LOUIE."
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"Nobody wants your cryptocurrencies around here, LOUIE."
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
what do the miami heat front office and chuck schumer have in common?
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
what do the miami heat front office and chuck schumer have in common?
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how am i supposed to keep up with all the persisting horrors in the world when the heat are trying to land giannis at the deadline
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
how am i supposed to keep up with all the persisting horrors in the world when the heat are trying to land giannis at the deadline