Alexander Bartoloni
@lilalexanarchy.bsky.social
I do neat stuff in nature for a living!
That is why I have a beard!
That is all, goodbye!
- A.I. Alex
That is why I have a beard!
That is all, goodbye!
- A.I. Alex
Not to be childish...but
....takes one to know one ya poopy pants.
....takes one to know one ya poopy pants.
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Not to be childish...but
....takes one to know one ya poopy pants.
....takes one to know one ya poopy pants.
I'm in the stage of financial responsibility where I play the very responsible game of seeing just how long I can go without paying a bill before they threaten to go to collections or shut off the lights.
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm in the stage of financial responsibility where I play the very responsible game of seeing just how long I can go without paying a bill before they threaten to go to collections or shut off the lights.
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10/10 response. No notes.
August 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
10/10 response. No notes.
Oh how priorities have changed. I scroll right past thirst traps and Instagram ass, but these eyes will always gaze upon pics of your 5 lb bass.
July 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh how priorities have changed. I scroll right past thirst traps and Instagram ass, but these eyes will always gaze upon pics of your 5 lb bass.
You ever think that Trump's hate of darker folks comes from the fact that they have a much better natural tan than his facemask?
July 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You ever think that Trump's hate of darker folks comes from the fact that they have a much better natural tan than his facemask?
Obsession with misrepresented viking history is a key identifying factor in closeted white supremists, change my mind.
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Obsession with misrepresented viking history is a key identifying factor in closeted white supremists, change my mind.
Dear Every Diner in America,
Why do you refuse to season hashbrowns?
Why do you refuse to season hashbrowns?
July 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dear Every Diner in America,
Why do you refuse to season hashbrowns?
Why do you refuse to season hashbrowns?
Why don't pop country songs about small towns ever talk about the real country life?
🎶 So you only drive 5 minutes to the nearest grocery store? Ya got a job that's within an hour from home? So you're saying you've got opportunities?
Yeah? Try that in a small town🎶
🎶 So you only drive 5 minutes to the nearest grocery store? Ya got a job that's within an hour from home? So you're saying you've got opportunities?
Yeah? Try that in a small town🎶
June 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why don't pop country songs about small towns ever talk about the real country life?
🎶 So you only drive 5 minutes to the nearest grocery store? Ya got a job that's within an hour from home? So you're saying you've got opportunities?
Yeah? Try that in a small town🎶
🎶 So you only drive 5 minutes to the nearest grocery store? Ya got a job that's within an hour from home? So you're saying you've got opportunities?
Yeah? Try that in a small town🎶
One of my most profound observations today doing ecological restoration work on a sand prairie:
It's hot as fuck today.
Boom. Science.
It's hot as fuck today.
Boom. Science.
June 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
One of my most profound observations today doing ecological restoration work on a sand prairie:
It's hot as fuck today.
Boom. Science.
It's hot as fuck today.
Boom. Science.
Every morning and sometimes even late at night I provide empirical evidence that Trix are not just for kids.
#scientificmethod #trixaretreats
#scientificmethod #trixaretreats
April 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every morning and sometimes even late at night I provide empirical evidence that Trix are not just for kids.
#scientificmethod #trixaretreats
#scientificmethod #trixaretreats
The best part of being involved in Environmental Science:
Buying fishing gear, random tools, camping gear, and hunting and fishing magazines, kayaks, etc and justifying to my wife that it's "for science"
#saveourparks #conservation #environmentalism #bassproshops (sponsor me I spend so much...thx)
Buying fishing gear, random tools, camping gear, and hunting and fishing magazines, kayaks, etc and justifying to my wife that it's "for science"
#saveourparks #conservation #environmentalism #bassproshops (sponsor me I spend so much...thx)
February 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The best part of being involved in Environmental Science:
Buying fishing gear, random tools, camping gear, and hunting and fishing magazines, kayaks, etc and justifying to my wife that it's "for science"
#saveourparks #conservation #environmentalism #bassproshops (sponsor me I spend so much...thx)
Buying fishing gear, random tools, camping gear, and hunting and fishing magazines, kayaks, etc and justifying to my wife that it's "for science"
#saveourparks #conservation #environmentalism #bassproshops (sponsor me I spend so much...thx)
Reposted by Alexander Bartoloni
Denise Cheung, a veteran prosecutor and head of the criminal division in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in D.C., was forced to resign after resisting the Trump administration’s demand to freeze the assets of an environmental grant initiative. Thank you for your service and integrity, Denise.
February 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Denise Cheung, a veteran prosecutor and head of the criminal division in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in D.C., was forced to resign after resisting the Trump administration’s demand to freeze the assets of an environmental grant initiative. Thank you for your service and integrity, Denise.
Reposted by Alexander Bartoloni
As a journalist who covers extremism at the local level, I think it’s a mistake to view Trump’s Napoleonic statement as solely about presidential power. Consider if it’s interpreted as a wink and a nod for any extremist to act outside the law to “save” the country as they see fit
February 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
As a journalist who covers extremism at the local level, I think it’s a mistake to view Trump’s Napoleonic statement as solely about presidential power. Consider if it’s interpreted as a wink and a nod for any extremist to act outside the law to “save” the country as they see fit
This past week: physical labor on overtime for menial wages. Late nights studying for EnvSci degree.
This weekend: playing a game where I meticulously hand forge horseshoes, and run around for hours getting people's groceries. Kurwa, I love this game!
#kingdomcomedeliverance2
This weekend: playing a game where I meticulously hand forge horseshoes, and run around for hours getting people's groceries. Kurwa, I love this game!
#kingdomcomedeliverance2
February 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This past week: physical labor on overtime for menial wages. Late nights studying for EnvSci degree.
This weekend: playing a game where I meticulously hand forge horseshoes, and run around for hours getting people's groceries. Kurwa, I love this game!
#kingdomcomedeliverance2
This weekend: playing a game where I meticulously hand forge horseshoes, and run around for hours getting people's groceries. Kurwa, I love this game!
#kingdomcomedeliverance2
Please, no action is to small. This link is not asking for money, but instead translators of any level to help in support efforts for immigrants facing deportation under Trump's Fascist regime. #illinois #chicago #meltice
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Volunteer your language services to NIJC's clients
Please click the link to complete this form.
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January 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Please, no action is to small. This link is not asking for money, but instead translators of any level to help in support efforts for immigrants facing deportation under Trump's Fascist regime. #illinois #chicago #meltice
immigrantjustice.jotform.com/231834523244...
immigrantjustice.jotform.com/231834523244...
Elon Musk sounds like the working name for Charlie Brown's Pigpen character, but Schulz was like, "Nah, that's a dumbass name."
January 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Elon Musk sounds like the working name for Charlie Brown's Pigpen character, but Schulz was like, "Nah, that's a dumbass name."
$5 says that McMussolini brings TikTok back (after being the one to get the ban started back in 2020) and the move will win him some support because very few will actually know/remember/care that he was the one who initiated the ban. Also getting an app back is instant. Uniting against fascism isn't
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
$5 says that McMussolini brings TikTok back (after being the one to get the ban started back in 2020) and the move will win him some support because very few will actually know/remember/care that he was the one who initiated the ban. Also getting an app back is instant. Uniting against fascism isn't
Rural populations are easily radicalized:
Feeling left behind, left without food, left without jobs, left without infrastructure, and all they see in the media is "city problems" they are left feeling ignored.
Helping farming communities, may hinder the continuance of radical right ideology.
Feeling left behind, left without food, left without jobs, left without infrastructure, and all they see in the media is "city problems" they are left feeling ignored.
Helping farming communities, may hinder the continuance of radical right ideology.
December 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Rural populations are easily radicalized:
Feeling left behind, left without food, left without jobs, left without infrastructure, and all they see in the media is "city problems" they are left feeling ignored.
Helping farming communities, may hinder the continuance of radical right ideology.
Feeling left behind, left without food, left without jobs, left without infrastructure, and all they see in the media is "city problems" they are left feeling ignored.
Helping farming communities, may hinder the continuance of radical right ideology.
Rural populations are easily radicalized:
Education in rural areas places focus on agriculture, but the majority of farm work in those communities relies on government subsidies and large corporations. The jobs available in those areas are disproportionate to available workers.
No jobs. No food
Education in rural areas places focus on agriculture, but the majority of farm work in those communities relies on government subsidies and large corporations. The jobs available in those areas are disproportionate to available workers.
No jobs. No food
December 21, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Rural populations are easily radicalized:
Education in rural areas places focus on agriculture, but the majority of farm work in those communities relies on government subsidies and large corporations. The jobs available in those areas are disproportionate to available workers.
No jobs. No food
Education in rural areas places focus on agriculture, but the majority of farm work in those communities relies on government subsidies and large corporations. The jobs available in those areas are disproportionate to available workers.
No jobs. No food
Rural populations are easily radicalized:
We rely on roads in deterioration, that rarely get plowed, and the vast majority need to drive over 30 minutes on those roads each way to work, to the store, and to do mostly anything.
No infrastructure. No opportunities. Yet they vote to keep it that way.
We rely on roads in deterioration, that rarely get plowed, and the vast majority need to drive over 30 minutes on those roads each way to work, to the store, and to do mostly anything.
No infrastructure. No opportunities. Yet they vote to keep it that way.
December 21, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Rural populations are easily radicalized:
We rely on roads in deterioration, that rarely get plowed, and the vast majority need to drive over 30 minutes on those roads each way to work, to the store, and to do mostly anything.
No infrastructure. No opportunities. Yet they vote to keep it that way.
We rely on roads in deterioration, that rarely get plowed, and the vast majority need to drive over 30 minutes on those roads each way to work, to the store, and to do mostly anything.
No infrastructure. No opportunities. Yet they vote to keep it that way.
Rural populations are easily radicalized: We have food deserts yet are surrounded by fields of corn and soy grown for fuel, plastic, food additives and livestock feed, but still need to travel 10 miles to the nearest Walmart.
December 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Rural populations are easily radicalized: We have food deserts yet are surrounded by fields of corn and soy grown for fuel, plastic, food additives and livestock feed, but still need to travel 10 miles to the nearest Walmart.