I loved the part in the Santa Clause where Tim Allen develops Santa's enormous jugs

“Our study found that Mice who Display Criminal Behavior (MDCB’s) had significantly larger (p<0.2) protrusions in the Emmenthäler region”

Every time someone shames a poor person for not becoming rich, my internal response is always “Well, why don’t they just go on Carousel?” and then I remember literally no one will get that reference

You want his poetry to reveal something deep about his soul, but he'd have to be a better poet to accomplish that. It just reads like a handful of lines a guy who's only read so much poetry thought went kinda hard

Thank you so much!

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

This is also what I aim for in a personality!

This rocked! Such a silly but also evocative premise!

Oh, my gosh, thank you so much! You’ve been one of my favorite finds this year! Your work is so creepy while also conceptually rich!

The kind of thing I say lounging in my chaise at the country club, right before the slobbish but gentle-hearted protagonist charges in, chasing a chicken

These four trans women have the chance to do the most historic egg-hatching ever

Yeah, the movies portray him like he's invincible, but in real life, I would just go pow pow, hit him right in the face before he could block and he would go down. I mean, he would be OUT.