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not again
i think im at my first girly sleepover

im 26 i went to a girls school and there's a guy here
February 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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ooooops! i don't know if you realised but that picture you sent me earlier included your private parts! i put it in paint and drew some clothes on you, here you go :)
August 18, 2023 at 1:17 PM
was going to make a sappy little post abt how I finally recognised some progress and thought of myself as a ~gym girl~ tonight and then i got distracted by this pornographic image i accidentally made when filming form videos for my PT so yeah
November 17, 2023 at 11:17 PM
i will not cry when i see WOMEN
i will not scream and run away when i see WOMEN
i will not ask WOMEN if they want to see my cool toe bruise
i will not start retching when WOMEN try and talk to me
November 15, 2023 at 1:13 PM
god, making me: a little bit more pathetic... perfect. okay now make it really good at hurting its own feelings. okay good, now make it YEARN
November 14, 2023 at 2:19 PM
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the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident
July 3, 2023 at 5:32 PM
train cancellation chic
November 11, 2023 at 5:22 PM
i'm so in love with amelia dimoldenberg it's not even funny i would lick bleach-covered broken glass just for her to look in my direction
November 10, 2023 at 6:45 PM
there is no greater joy than being a 25YO with a 17YO sister
November 9, 2023 at 10:00 PM
i'm like the CEO of getting myself into Situations it's crazy
November 9, 2023 at 11:46 AM
are you coaching other bitches on 14 tali yes or no
November 7, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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i hate when MY HUSBANDS die
November 7, 2023 at 7:17 AM
FINALLY BACK AT THE GYM RAAAHHHHHH

FAILED TO GET ANY CUTE PICTURES RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 6, 2023 at 9:44 PM
monday again, god it's relentless
November 6, 2023 at 7:45 AM
pictured moments before whichever snotty diseased cretin breathed flu air all over me in the cinema :(
certified outfit repeater
November 3, 2023 at 1:10 PM
just bought tickets for 4 gigs in 3 cities in February next year to fully kill off future me
November 2, 2023 at 10:03 PM
yes I'm literally HALF A DECADE LATE but BoJack has literally no right to be this good of a show stfu
October 30, 2023 at 10:07 PM
just started up a 14 tali run, got to gulp and just turned off the console and went to bed. i'm not strong enough
October 29, 2023 at 9:52 PM
yung pesto no surrender 4 day week and 3 day bender
October 28, 2023 at 11:55 AM
freddy? fazbear. matthew lillard? zaddy. the guy next to me? would not stop loudly dropping heavy lore and making minecraft villager noises
October 27, 2023 at 9:57 PM
certified outfit repeater
October 27, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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asking every white guy before i interview them if they condemn mass shooters
October 26, 2023 at 2:24 PM
face card not only declined, face card got so mangled when i accidentally put it through the washing machine that i had to put all my shopping back on the shelves and leave
October 24, 2023 at 8:19 PM