committing to more cardio this year and trying to elevate my heart to "the target zone" by setting aside daily time to look at my savings account
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
committing to more cardio this year and trying to elevate my heart to "the target zone" by setting aside daily time to look at my savings account
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coming home with lipstick on my collar and my wife doesn't believe it's from a Jim Wagner RBB training tool made by Böker
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
coming home with lipstick on my collar and my wife doesn't believe it's from a Jim Wagner RBB training tool made by Böker
Like how I had to doDGE a DODge while crossing the street today
Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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January 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Like how I had to doDGE a DODge while crossing the street today
screaming into a jar so I can save that energy for later
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
screaming into a jar so I can save that energy for later
true strength is not giving up on candy despite all these canker sores in my mouth
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
true strength is not giving up on candy despite all these canker sores in my mouth
wondering if vultures need to check in their carrion before a flight
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
wondering if vultures need to check in their carrion before a flight
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So many skill issues so little skill
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
So many skill issues so little skill
Toilet paper can be any paper so long as it's in reach
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Toilet paper can be any paper so long as it's in reach
If the world tries to eat us alive this year im going in bad taste
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If the world tries to eat us alive this year im going in bad taste
All my NY resolutions this year will be in 4k
December 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
All my NY resolutions this year will be in 4k
I was told the best way to get rid of peach fuzz is to blanche with boiling water but now my face is just fucked and the fuzz isn't gone
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I was told the best way to get rid of peach fuzz is to blanche with boiling water but now my face is just fucked and the fuzz isn't gone
Pretty disappointed. Came up with so many good new years resolutions, but none of my friends willing to take my advice.
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pretty disappointed. Came up with so many good new years resolutions, but none of my friends willing to take my advice.
hi thanks for having me
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
hi thanks for having me