Brooke
@lilwitchhh.bsky.social
- Mini dachshunds
- Oppossums
- Sims 4 content
- Chappell Roan
- Whatever tf else I fixate on
- Oppossums
- Sims 4 content
- Chappell Roan
- Whatever tf else I fixate on
The only thing that has made my gastritis calm down the past three days is a diet of egg whites, ginger tea, and honeycrisp apple slices. Who needs a doctor
January 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The only thing that has made my gastritis calm down the past three days is a diet of egg whites, ginger tea, and honeycrisp apple slices. Who needs a doctor
No lives on TikTok. Protests happening everywhere. This is no coincidence. 🙃
January 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No lives on TikTok. Protests happening everywhere. This is no coincidence. 🙃
Snoop Dogg must be on those Diddy tapes. Cuz bitch…
January 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Snoop Dogg must be on those Diddy tapes. Cuz bitch…
Every time I make chicken noodle soup it’s better than the last time I made it. What a gift!
January 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Every time I make chicken noodle soup it’s better than the last time I made it. What a gift!
"Sometimes you can be really invested, and the other person is just sort of . . . trying on a new idea of themselves, and you end up as collateral damage once they get sick of playing dress up as someone more interesting than they actually are."
December 16, 2024 at 2:59 PM
"Sometimes you can be really invested, and the other person is just sort of . . . trying on a new idea of themselves, and you end up as collateral damage once they get sick of playing dress up as someone more interesting than they actually are."
In this house we never skip a Mazzy Star cover!!!
December 16, 2024 at 2:58 PM
In this house we never skip a Mazzy Star cover!!!
I'm conducting a mini-research project for work that involves me tweeting and then copying and pasting the same shit to BlueSky and Threads. So, sorry if you see my message in 3 spots. Like it 3x, I guess.
#socialmedia #threads #twittervsbluesky
#socialmedia #threads #twittervsbluesky
December 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I'm conducting a mini-research project for work that involves me tweeting and then copying and pasting the same shit to BlueSky and Threads. So, sorry if you see my message in 3 spots. Like it 3x, I guess.
#socialmedia #threads #twittervsbluesky
#socialmedia #threads #twittervsbluesky
real question for the culture: what happens if you freeze a hardboiled egg?
another question for the culture: should I just take one for the team and try it?
another question for the culture: should I just take one for the team and try it?
December 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
real question for the culture: what happens if you freeze a hardboiled egg?
another question for the culture: should I just take one for the team and try it?
another question for the culture: should I just take one for the team and try it?
Isn’t it crazy that you have to have your birth certificate for so many things in life? Like I’m here. I’m proof enough!
December 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Isn’t it crazy that you have to have your birth certificate for so many things in life? Like I’m here. I’m proof enough!
Where the hell am I going to put my hot takes on how much men bother me when Tiktok is gone?! What the hell did I get 40k followers for?!
December 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Where the hell am I going to put my hot takes on how much men bother me when Tiktok is gone?! What the hell did I get 40k followers for?!
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MLK day being on inauguration day in 2025 has to be a joke.
December 6, 2024 at 3:26 PM
MLK day being on inauguration day in 2025 has to be a joke.
If you don't have the Island Living expansion pack for #Sims4, you're seriously missing out. Like why is this place so gorgeous? Why am I regretting not being born on Sulani? 😶🌫️
#islandliving #eagames
#islandliving #eagames
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 AM
If you don't have the Island Living expansion pack for #Sims4, you're seriously missing out. Like why is this place so gorgeous? Why am I regretting not being born on Sulani? 😶🌫️
#islandliving #eagames
#islandliving #eagames
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My 4yo just said “what if there was an advent calendar for opossums filled with different pieces of trash.”
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
My 4yo just said “what if there was an advent calendar for opossums filled with different pieces of trash.”
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British novel: they died of sorrow.
German novel: they died of despair.
French novel: they died of heartbreak.
Russian novel: they died of an axe to the head.
German novel: they died of despair.
French novel: they died of heartbreak.
Russian novel: they died of an axe to the head.
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
British novel: they died of sorrow.
German novel: they died of despair.
French novel: they died of heartbreak.
Russian novel: they died of an axe to the head.
German novel: they died of despair.
French novel: they died of heartbreak.
Russian novel: they died of an axe to the head.
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Anybody played the Sims4 and got the glitch where after your sim comes back from the Conservationist career, their eye sockets are glowing blue?? Cuz wtf is that?
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Anybody played the Sims4 and got the glitch where after your sim comes back from the Conservationist career, their eye sockets are glowing blue?? Cuz wtf is that?
So we're not REALLY getting driverless semi-trucks...are we?
December 2, 2024 at 7:38 PM
So we're not REALLY getting driverless semi-trucks...are we?
Why is Pinterest no longer fun? Everything is an ad - nothing seems like it’s actually curated for me anymore. Am I just not liking enough stuff for the algorithm to give a shit about me?!
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Why is Pinterest no longer fun? Everything is an ad - nothing seems like it’s actually curated for me anymore. Am I just not liking enough stuff for the algorithm to give a shit about me?!
ooooh I like this. Had my MacBook Pro and my iPhone 13 Pro Max since 2021!
I think it would be pretty neat than instead of celebrating when we all get a brand new product, we instead brag about how long we have had our things and still use them.
I've had my iphone 6s since 2016 and just replaced it with a hand-me-down iphone 11.
ipad pro & apple pen - 2018
imac - 2011
I've had my iphone 6s since 2016 and just replaced it with a hand-me-down iphone 11.
ipad pro & apple pen - 2018
imac - 2011
December 2, 2024 at 4:23 PM
ooooh I like this. Had my MacBook Pro and my iPhone 13 Pro Max since 2021!
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Just realized I haven’t seen a single post being annoying about Chappell Roan on here………. experience tranquility……………….
December 1, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Just realized I haven’t seen a single post being annoying about Chappell Roan on here………. experience tranquility……………….
I love the Target dog and its little flat ass face
December 2, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I love the Target dog and its little flat ass face