Today I am vertical stripes. I make everyone look a little thinner, a little taller, a little more graceful, a little sharper, a little more self-confident. Now I stand back and appreciate everyone as the beautiful works of art they are. #AlsoWaffles
Today I am vertical stripes. I make everyone look a little thinner, a little taller, a little more graceful, a little sharper, a little more self-confident. Now I stand back and appreciate everyone as the beautiful works of art they are. #AlsoWaffles
"I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused."
-Elvis Costello.
Waffles help.
"I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused."
-Elvis Costello.
Waffles help.
I'll be there with bells on bright and early Saturday morning!
I'll be there with bells on bright and early Saturday morning!
Gonna beat this day like a pinata until it gives up all its delicious candy. Also waffles. But ALL the motherfudging candy.
Gonna beat this day like a pinata until it gives up all its delicious candy. Also waffles. But ALL the motherfudging candy.
Today I am the Spirit of Summer, the smell of freshly mown grass, the warmth of sun on bare knees, the high watermelon-driven laughter of kids under the sprinkler. I am the distant ringing song of the ice cream truck,full of promise for a sweet future. There will be waffles.
Today I am the Spirit of Summer, the smell of freshly mown grass, the warmth of sun on bare knees, the high watermelon-driven laughter of kids under the sprinkler. I am the distant ringing song of the ice cream truck,full of promise for a sweet future. There will be waffles.
Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles
Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles