Moving back to my home state to resume Red State Academia Life, which means I’ll be free of fighting the Seattle housing market to fight…the Bozeman housing market 😭 Any leads on reasonable housing in Bozeman for MSU employees? I prefer to live alone but will make do with what I can get atp.

I’ve started migrating my old Wordpress blog posts over to Substack so see y’all over there I guess???

This Valentine's Day, get them what they really want: campbell's soup boy

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

if you are on a plane in the United States the safest thing to do right now is to jump out

Couldn’t be me