I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

They should make a new game like Lemmings, except you're guiding videogame protagonists and painting climbable surfaces yellow, placing grapple points, etc

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

I thought Traitors was a cute show--didn't think I would watch another season or anything, but BOB???!!! They've got me back innnnnn 🫠

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

"Video games cause violence"

Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

Mosby has turned up the cuteness in anticipation of Thanksgiving guests with weak wills.