Cardamom Basil
@linluv5.bsky.social
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Um, hi, I like to talk & eat. Your nosy internet tía. Geriatric Millenial Lamb. A Mariah biracial, not a Drake biracial. Cultured NJ pizza afficionado.
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linluv5.bsky.social
"Did you try restarting OneDrive?"
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blurbette.blacksky.app
Though I do threaten my mother if she keeps fucking with me, I’ll mix her ashes with my dad’s. Then they’ll both live in a cardboard box under my aunt’s bed. 😂😂😂
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blurbette.blacksky.app
I tell my kids a new location for my ashes every 6 months or so. I’m just gonna tell them to surprise me. 😂
linluv5.bsky.social
I heard that if you donate your body to science, they'll cremate you for free & send your ashes to your loved ones after a few weeks.
joybella.blacksky.app
Why do funerals COST SO DAMN MUCH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
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inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
that's why that man said, "bury me loose!"
joybella.blacksky.app
Why do funerals COST SO DAMN MUCH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
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hersoulwrites.bsky.social
Me currently at work regarding meetings. 💗
introvertproblems.bsky.social
It's so funny when somebody cancels plans and profusely apologizes. Don't apologize. This is everything I hoped for
linluv5.bsky.social
Another funeral, another govt name is revealed. Guess what Sandy (male)'s real name was?
linluv5.bsky.social
I saw a newscaster from Telemundo on tiktok today disavowing the station because everyone who works there is m@g@... but that's not news to me because they've always espoused those opinions (subtly and overtly) for decades.
linluv5.bsky.social
Because the project known as Latin America has always had whiteness as the pinnacle.
hartsunknown.blacksky.app
as kids; made you feel uncomfortable speaking Spanish. You know who embraced you most- Black students. Even as kids we recognized those who needed protection.
How do you grow up and turn towards those who oppressed you?
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linluv5.bsky.social
I just had to throw out half a box of spoiled salad because my male instacart shopper replaced my collard greens and kale greens with a box of salad in addition to the salad I actually ordered & we didn't eat it all fast enough.
seauxcocoa.bsky.social
Bring back Home Ec.
Cuz idk why ppl dont think grocery shopping isnt a skill.
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seauxcocoa.bsky.social
or take ya kids with you and teach them!!! cuz WTF.
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tangueray-1each.bsky.social
Omg this right here!!! Bro, I don't eat meat, why would you replace my impossible burgers with bubba's 🤦🏿‍♀️
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such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app
this is why we have so many shitty male instacart shoppers today
seauxcocoa.bsky.social
Bring back Home Ec.
Cuz idk why ppl dont think grocery shopping isnt a skill.
linluv5.bsky.social
They don't care about pictures. They care about money & ☠️. Those are your options.
darrigomelanie.bsky.social
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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uxalchemist.blacksky.app
News flash they don’t care
darrigomelanie.bsky.social
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
linluv5.bsky.social
*Ms. Green Face voice* IT'S MEEEEEEEE 🎶🎶🎶
linluv5.bsky.social
The only thing my Pops ate from McDs.
blurbette.blacksky.app
Made filet o’ fish sandwiches for dinner last night.

Considering having one for breakfast, too. My stomach can’t tell time.
linluv5.bsky.social
Do we have any updates on Kelly Clarkson? Is she back to work?
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esqueer.net
Bad Bunny on SNL: si no entendiste lo que dije, tienes 4 meses para aprender. Jajaja