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Zorbs Ten Point Priority List

#1 Socialist Utopia
#2 having the biggest tits ever
#3 getting railed by a baroness in a cute little maids dress
#4 build my idea 40k army
#5 space war
#6 a castle
#7 make @kandyelmo.blacksky.app worse <3
#8 become internet famous
#9 gain a nemesis
#10 food and shelter
Huh, justice does exist in some places.
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Id fuck the man made horrors beyond my comprehension
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Found one of my older minis and its fucking wild to think that THIS is where i started
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
AS THEY FUCKING SHOULD

KEEP ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE OUT OF MY HOBBY
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 11h
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
i have been sharpening at the whetstone so long the blade is gone and im filing away on a stone slick with blood whittling away my bones to nothing and im paralyzed because anything but the pain is unfamiliar and scary but at least the pain and heart break is familiar and welcoming.
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
"ill be honest im more scared of the stasi than i am of necromancers." -Zorb

Me tonight in dnd
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Funny tilt shield for my comp vets, im sure you cant imagine what i could possibly be referencing here <3
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
This dead ass, mini painting is art, it is a skill thay has to be developed and trained
This is mini painting, not traditional art but whatever

Mini painting is art! There is no easy step by step guide that will teach you! No quick hack or secret method will make your minis look good! The only thing that will make your minis look good is PRACTICE
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Gentrification of ancient aliens
It seems that they are finally going "ancient aliens" on things made by white people; but also, thats the Duomo in Milan. It wasnt officially finished until 1965, and its construction is extremely well documented. We know the list of architects who worked on it since 1387!
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is the faith i want to see in the world, this is the faith i want to practice, this is the faith that christ taught us to have
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
If you can read this you are now my wife <3
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
"Im going to shave so i can be feminine!"

Sees facial hair, lose all motivation... it continues to grow
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I haven't been posting because what the fuck are you supposed to even say? How can i justify telling jokes in a time like this? How do i talk about things without frothing at the mouth?
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Tbh id never trust a british man to judge gumbo
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Me: "i should incorporate quantum mechanics and string theory into my writing"

Also me: "you can barely write dialog, no the fuck you shouldnt."
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
People done "super impose" their subcultures, you fail to curate your feed.

You control what your algorithm shows you.

The absolutely most anyone should have to do is something like how bsky does it, where you explicitly have to click show on porn.
i think perverts have gotten too comfortable superimposing their subcultures upon strangers. you should be on your own little forums going absolutely nuts generating increasingly bizarre pieces of your kink, not jamming into other people's mentions waving your 101-level dick/flaps/etc at strangers!
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I will paint more tomorrow, im in a mood.
January 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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Naw but like genuinely, i dont understand this "sexy bad" mentality ive seen floating around, if someone wants to make a game with a sexualized character thats fine, let them.

And if you see someone playing the "gooner game" then leave them the fuck alone, its that simple
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Minecraft idea

Villager Guards

Visually theyve got like, chain mail and the spear weapon

Their job building is a small guard post with one or two armor stands inside (thats their job block)

They dont have alot of trades just spears, horse armor and chainmail but you can get them to follow you.
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
How to tell if Zorban has been talking about a topic to long

She beings up rhe council of Nicea.

If this happen show her a cool tank (nothing from ww2 germany, this wilk spawn an entirely seperate rant.
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
THE FUCK YOU MEAN CIMA GARAHAU ISNT ON THIS QUIZ !?
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Zorbs Ten Point Priority List

#1 Socialist Utopia
#2 having the biggest tits ever
#3 getting railed by a baroness in a cute little maids dress
#4 build my idea 40k army
#5 space war
#6 a castle
#7 make @kandyelmo.blacksky.app worse <3
#8 become internet famous
#9 gain a nemesis
#10 food and shelter
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Re-discovering a hyper local metal band from my parents youth that shaped a massive part of my music taste is fun
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Medical textbooks are a fucking treat
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM