Lis
@lisb.bsky.social
Middle aged jerk with ADHD and "too many" tattoos, primarily of ridiculous things. Makes tiny art and wins awards sometimes. Fix your hearts or die.
@neonhooligan on Twitter
@neonhooligan on Twitter
They said this was a Matrix duck, but I'm not convinced... #twinpeaks
February 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
They said this was a Matrix duck, but I'm not convinced... #twinpeaks
My Jim'll Paint It order has come! 2 t shirts and 4 art prints 😍
January 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
My Jim'll Paint It order has come! 2 t shirts and 4 art prints 😍
Spent the weekend staying at my Dad's in Mayfair and honestly, I've only been living outside of London for the past 9yrs but I'm back home in Derbyshire tonight and I've got the BIG sads. I miss being in London so much 😭
January 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Spent the weekend staying at my Dad's in Mayfair and honestly, I've only been living outside of London for the past 9yrs but I'm back home in Derbyshire tonight and I've got the BIG sads. I miss being in London so much 😭
ah, he's spotted her look! Good job Angel
December 12, 2024 at 11:44 AM
ah, he's spotted her look! Good job Angel
Had the absolute BEST time last night seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes at Rock City! Battered from being on the barrier but so worth it 🥰
December 12, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Had the absolute BEST time last night seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes at Rock City! Battered from being on the barrier but so worth it 🥰
No one talks about the unsung vandals of Christmas trees, ferrets. Cats get all the attention.
December 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
No one talks about the unsung vandals of Christmas trees, ferrets. Cats get all the attention.
Look at her, falling out of her Santa dress! The little festive slut.
December 6, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Look at her, falling out of her Santa dress! The little festive slut.
Jaguar just released a concept car, it's pink, and some men simply cannot cope.
December 3, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Jaguar just released a concept car, it's pink, and some men simply cannot cope.
My 9yo has been saying for about 2wks that he has seen something he really wants from M&S for Christmas as his main present. We went today, and it's A FREAKIN' SERRANO JOINT? Anyway, beats crappy noisy plastic tat, so I've acquiesced as long as it's saved for the 25th. 🤷🏻♀️
December 1, 2024 at 2:19 PM
My 9yo has been saying for about 2wks that he has seen something he really wants from M&S for Christmas as his main present. We went today, and it's A FREAKIN' SERRANO JOINT? Anyway, beats crappy noisy plastic tat, so I've acquiesced as long as it's saved for the 25th. 🤷🏻♀️
Right well I feel obliged to do something festive today but equally, it's raining, and I'm super comf in my bed with a blanket.... so 🤷🏻♀️
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Right well I feel obliged to do something festive today but equally, it's raining, and I'm super comf in my bed with a blanket.... so 🤷🏻♀️
I appear to be blocked by THREE CATS which is a shame because I am a friend to cats 🥹
November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I appear to be blocked by THREE CATS which is a shame because I am a friend to cats 🥹
The monsters didn't get me this time but I suspect it's because I was being audibly grumpy.
November 26, 2024 at 11:45 PM
The monsters didn't get me this time but I suspect it's because I was being audibly grumpy.
Sorry I can't come to work this evening, a fat elderly cat that I love more than anything in else in the world is sat on both my feet
November 25, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Sorry I can't come to work this evening, a fat elderly cat that I love more than anything in else in the world is sat on both my feet
I don't need to buy these, right? I mean. I don't need them. Please reassure me that I don't need Ann Boleyn shoes to face the apocalypse in.
November 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I don't need to buy these, right? I mean. I don't need them. Please reassure me that I don't need Ann Boleyn shoes to face the apocalypse in.
*Crocodile Dundee voice*
Call that a bruise? That's not a bruise. THIS is a bruise!
(on my butt, apologies for sending unsolicited butt pic)
Call that a bruise? That's not a bruise. THIS is a bruise!
(on my butt, apologies for sending unsolicited butt pic)
November 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM
*Crocodile Dundee voice*
Call that a bruise? That's not a bruise. THIS is a bruise!
(on my butt, apologies for sending unsolicited butt pic)
Call that a bruise? That's not a bruise. THIS is a bruise!
(on my butt, apologies for sending unsolicited butt pic)
That sounds cosy! I'm trying to distract myself from the despair by watching shitty TV in the glow of my Christmas tree* and avoiding X like the plague
*I know it's November - I'm not sorry, look at the fkin size of it. It needs doing early to justify hoiking it down 4 floors from the attic
*I know it's November - I'm not sorry, look at the fkin size of it. It needs doing early to justify hoiking it down 4 floors from the attic
November 21, 2024 at 7:36 PM
That sounds cosy! I'm trying to distract myself from the despair by watching shitty TV in the glow of my Christmas tree* and avoiding X like the plague
*I know it's November - I'm not sorry, look at the fkin size of it. It needs doing early to justify hoiking it down 4 floors from the attic
*I know it's November - I'm not sorry, look at the fkin size of it. It needs doing early to justify hoiking it down 4 floors from the attic
New Ofsted report is up.
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 AM
New Ofsted report is up.
Anyone else got hefty snow? It seems (on the bad place) I'm alone in my winter wonderland. ☃️❄️🌨️
November 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Anyone else got hefty snow? It seems (on the bad place) I'm alone in my winter wonderland. ☃️❄️🌨️
Too lazy to get off my arse so monitoring the snow from the CCTV 👌🏻
November 18, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Too lazy to get off my arse so monitoring the snow from the CCTV 👌🏻
I fly out of the country to go to a gig on the invitation of a man I've never met ONE TIME and now it's open season apparently 🤦🏻♀️
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 AM
I fly out of the country to go to a gig on the invitation of a man I've never met ONE TIME and now it's open season apparently 🤦🏻♀️