Lis
@lisb.bsky.social
Middle aged jerk with ADHD and "too many" tattoos, primarily of ridiculous things. Makes tiny art and wins awards sometimes. Fix your hearts or die.
@neonhooligan on Twitter
@neonhooligan on Twitter
I'm so sad and annoyed about something which I a) shouldn't even know and b) have no right to be sad or annoyed about.
THANKS, PMT
THANKS, PMT
February 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm so sad and annoyed about something which I a) shouldn't even know and b) have no right to be sad or annoyed about.
THANKS, PMT
THANKS, PMT
Revisiting Duolingo German - if I ever need to announce my sister is an actress, my brother is a waiter and my mother is smart and very small I AM SO READY.
February 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Revisiting Duolingo German - if I ever need to announce my sister is an actress, my brother is a waiter and my mother is smart and very small I AM SO READY.
They said this was a Matrix duck, but I'm not convinced... #twinpeaks
February 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
They said this was a Matrix duck, but I'm not convinced... #twinpeaks
My Jim'll Paint It order has come! 2 t shirts and 4 art prints 😍
January 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
My Jim'll Paint It order has come! 2 t shirts and 4 art prints 😍
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A thing that i believe about myself is that I'm the perfect amount of woke. If you're less woke than me you need to fix your heart and if you're more woke than me your friends and neighbors probably find you a little fatiguing
January 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A thing that i believe about myself is that I'm the perfect amount of woke. If you're less woke than me you need to fix your heart and if you're more woke than me your friends and neighbors probably find you a little fatiguing
This feels like a much safer place to be tonight
January 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This feels like a much safer place to be tonight
Ok what's going on - is it a full moon? Is some shit in some other shit's retrograde? The levels of absoluteluly unhinged behaviour and downright cringe people are putting out into the world is off the charts. Behave!
January 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Ok what's going on - is it a full moon? Is some shit in some other shit's retrograde? The levels of absoluteluly unhinged behaviour and downright cringe people are putting out into the world is off the charts. Behave!
Selling house is so stressful - oh you wanna come look at my house? Where all my shit is? And you wanna know things about it? And be shown around? Grow up. Just buy it, take a punt. People have no balls anymore.
January 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Selling house is so stressful - oh you wanna come look at my house? Where all my shit is? And you wanna know things about it? And be shown around? Grow up. Just buy it, take a punt. People have no balls anymore.
Woke up and read an articles that scientists are close to disproving the parallel universes theory and I've never slammed a magazine down so fast. All that keeps me going is thinking there's another version of me where I didn't balls it up so badly 🤦🏻♀️
January 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Woke up and read an articles that scientists are close to disproving the parallel universes theory and I've never slammed a magazine down so fast. All that keeps me going is thinking there's another version of me where I didn't balls it up so badly 🤦🏻♀️
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Honestly there’s truly no place better to be an elder millennial than Bluesky
January 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Honestly there’s truly no place better to be an elder millennial than Bluesky
I've decided I don't work Fridays anymore and honestly, a fucking fabulous decision. Thrilled with myself. Had a pootle around Lidl, little cosy lunch, might have a sneaky nappy nap later. Brilliant.
January 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I've decided I don't work Fridays anymore and honestly, a fucking fabulous decision. Thrilled with myself. Had a pootle around Lidl, little cosy lunch, might have a sneaky nappy nap later. Brilliant.
Spent the weekend staying at my Dad's in Mayfair and honestly, I've only been living outside of London for the past 9yrs but I'm back home in Derbyshire tonight and I've got the BIG sads. I miss being in London so much 😭
January 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Spent the weekend staying at my Dad's in Mayfair and honestly, I've only been living outside of London for the past 9yrs but I'm back home in Derbyshire tonight and I've got the BIG sads. I miss being in London so much 😭
Instead of constantly having the uncertainty of a NEW year on 1st Jan annually, has any one considered just redoing an old one that was excellent? 1999, for example.
December 22, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Instead of constantly having the uncertainty of a NEW year on 1st Jan annually, has any one considered just redoing an old one that was excellent? 1999, for example.
Seems viable... apart from the first bit.
Taurus: There will be some nice presents for you under the tree this year! Sadly, the ability to become a functioning adult won’t be one of them so your life will remain a mess.
December 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Seems viable... apart from the first bit.
I really can completely forget that my best friends exist until they text me, but find myself thinking about my ex from when I was 19 every day. Ridiculous.
December 22, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I really can completely forget that my best friends exist until they text me, but find myself thinking about my ex from when I was 19 every day. Ridiculous.
I'm not dead, I've just been working 11/12 hour days. So actually I am kinda dead, emotionally. Last day tomorrow 8am-8pm 💪🏻💪🏻
December 22, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I'm not dead, I've just been working 11/12 hour days. So actually I am kinda dead, emotionally. Last day tomorrow 8am-8pm 💪🏻💪🏻
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Went to Poundland today to get some wrapping paper and the woman at the till is pushing reduced cartons of eggs for 50p
I can't quite explain why, but in no universe would I buy reduced eggs from Poundland. Poundland is not for fresh foods. Unnerving.
I can't quite explain why, but in no universe would I buy reduced eggs from Poundland. Poundland is not for fresh foods. Unnerving.
December 13, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Went to Poundland today to get some wrapping paper and the woman at the till is pushing reduced cartons of eggs for 50p
I can't quite explain why, but in no universe would I buy reduced eggs from Poundland. Poundland is not for fresh foods. Unnerving.
I can't quite explain why, but in no universe would I buy reduced eggs from Poundland. Poundland is not for fresh foods. Unnerving.
I've noticed lately that, because of my age, people keep mistaking me for an adult?
December 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM
I've noticed lately that, because of my age, people keep mistaking me for an adult?
Had the absolute BEST time last night seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes at Rock City! Battered from being on the barrier but so worth it 🥰
December 12, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Had the absolute BEST time last night seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes at Rock City! Battered from being on the barrier but so worth it 🥰
Extremely frickin' excited to be seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes this week - my go to comfort album has been Are A Drag since 1999 and remains so to this day. 🥰
December 9, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Extremely frickin' excited to be seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes this week - my go to comfort album has been Are A Drag since 1999 and remains so to this day. 🥰
Sometimes I think how, when I was at school, if you didn't know how to spell something they'd tell you to look it up in the dictionary.
Mr Jarrett, Babe, I don't know how to spell it - where would I look and how would I recognise it when I saw it? I am 8 years old, get your foot off my neck.
Mr Jarrett, Babe, I don't know how to spell it - where would I look and how would I recognise it when I saw it? I am 8 years old, get your foot off my neck.
December 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Sometimes I think how, when I was at school, if you didn't know how to spell something they'd tell you to look it up in the dictionary.
Mr Jarrett, Babe, I don't know how to spell it - where would I look and how would I recognise it when I saw it? I am 8 years old, get your foot off my neck.
Mr Jarrett, Babe, I don't know how to spell it - where would I look and how would I recognise it when I saw it? I am 8 years old, get your foot off my neck.