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lisb.bsky.social
Lis
@lisb.bsky.social
Middle aged jerk with ADHD and "too many" tattoos, primarily of ridiculous things. Makes tiny art and wins awards sometimes. Fix your hearts or die.

@neonhooligan on Twitter
But Google has my back...

Bekommen wir Schnäpse oder was?

Ok. Now I'm ready.
February 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Don't believe me? Oh ok, well meine Schwester ist Schauspielerin, mein Bruder ist Kellner und meine Mutter ist klug und sehr klein.

Boom.

Couldn't tell you how to ask "Are we getting shots or what?" yet, sadly.
February 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
January 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The soon to be famous Eve6 scale of woke. Some might say you're at the Max... ok yeah, no it's fine, I'm leaving anyway. I'll get my coat.
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Very cute - I watched your wedding on Twitch. A glorious thing 🥰
January 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This makes me sad because I too am mildly deranged and yet, alas, I remain unencumbered by followers 🤣
January 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
But you'd know what was coming and could get right in there on the ground level!
December 25, 2024 at 7:09 PM
It breaks your tiny heart, doesn't it. 💔
December 25, 2024 at 10:32 AM
I won't lie to you that happened to me in 2000 (a bf, tho) which does rather reinforce my desire to redo 1999 in which we were sickeningly happy 👀
December 23, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I didn't think you were, I thought you were reluctantly stating it as one highlight 🤣
December 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM