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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · Jul 29

do you mind? I'm trying to be fucking stupid over here

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 7m

do it

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Six is a one pound monster. @thesix.bsky.social · 9h

I wonder what someone mentally healthy could’ve done with my life.

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 10m

nothing darker than looking up mastadon on the app store and seeing truth social promoted above it

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 25m

chalking this up to claw regrowth

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 28m

a tuna melt would heal me rn

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 33m

american aura: he gave me money to pretend as if he didn't look like he was still in larvae stage

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 15h

…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2h

jokes on them while they were working on their writers craft I stole a shopping cart and am a hit and run away from getting a dui

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3h

and *this* is the final draft? Interesting lol

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3h

watching hotel costiera is like watching the hot person in class getting an A on a presentation because they're charismatic but absolutely nothing else makes any sense and clearly the teacher was just happy they showed up

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 4h

good thing I dont know what that means

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 5h

is there anything better than when someone mad at you replies to a post, just to delete it and rewrite it? so dedicated and passionate just to be wrong

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 5h

which midwest emo song is this

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 5h

dw that's just the meds wearing off from when I stole your organs

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 5h

not to be confused with smoking or steaming

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 5h

using my anti environmentalism inhaler to keep breathing the *fumes*

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 5h

I am supposed to believe the fake girlfriend of the fake antifa leader is in a straight monogamous relationship?

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 6h

instead of never getting up again from a chiro error im never getting up again cause one fell sleep on my back after a long days work at the bakery

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Werehud 🌙 Kurzwulf @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 1d

I was turned into a bat by a witch

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 18h

hope the enclosed space that's definitely not a coffin is super comfy

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 18h

ok but it is so satisfying hiding and popping out last second and getting people with it 😅 unfortunately it is JUST as satisfying canceling the opposing wanda before she can pop off

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 18h

sometimes they dream of chasing squirrels, sometimes the squirrels chase them

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 18h

my dog yelped loud enough to draw everyone's attention at the park once because a leaf fell on his butt and it scared him

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 20h

I understand that chiropractics were invented by a beekeeper who was trained by a ghost but I still feel the need to tied in knot and put in a panini press and im not sure what else there is that can accomplish that

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 20h

hopefully lullabies and not heavy metal while im napping