"Why even bother with the boycott? One day won't even put a dent in these giants."

No, of course not.

Luckily, that isn't really the point: that may be (one) of the endgoals, but it isn't *really* about teaching those monoliths a lesson, it's about teaching *ourselves*

(Long thread ahead!)

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” -Theodore Roosevelt

I wish my biggest challenge of the day was trying to actually see something through a microscope like back in highschool. I swear all I ever saw were splotches 😩

I was really hoping that Metro would've busted out BBL Drizzy at the halftime show 😅

We did it y'all, we made it through all 27 weeks of January 🥴

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

During normal times if any one of the things that have transpired over the last 2 weeks were to happen, it would become the leading news story for weeks. But now? We're going to speed run catastrophes so fast you'll never remember them all

Welcome to the Parade of Horrors™️. They're rapid fire doing heinous and illegal things so that we can't possibly focus on or fight against something before another horrible thing pops up, making us forget or lose focus on the previous ones. 1/

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

What if we take the executive branch and push it somewhere else?

If I could be airlifted from the couch to my bed every night after the Trazadone kicks in, that would be great.

This is why MAGA was so angry at a Christian bishop who asked Trump to do as Jesus asked and show mercy. (Matthew 5:7) They won't let Jesus get in the way of being mean to people in need. They are Christians only when it comes to preening, not when it comes to helping.

I need the manufacturers of melatonin gummies to make some without the melatonin, a virgin melatonin gummy, if you will. That way I can give in to my desires to eat them by the handful.