Lisa Blanning
@lizablannelli.bsky.social
hey what's up hello
https://lisablanning.com/
https://lisablanning.com/
iirc in 2020 during the pandemic, charli xcx fans were called “angels”, but surely now they should be called “brats”?
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
iirc in 2020 during the pandemic, charli xcx fans were called “angels”, but surely now they should be called “brats”?
the bright side of dark, grey days where the sun sets before 4pm is you don’t have to wear sunscreen
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the bright side of dark, grey days where the sun sets before 4pm is you don’t have to wear sunscreen
Big agriculture has finally invented fruit that smells wonderful but tastes terrible, it’s an incredible achievement
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Big agriculture has finally invented fruit that smells wonderful but tastes terrible, it’s an incredible achievement
who wants to see the new Charli XCX auto-pic with me in January?
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
who wants to see the new Charli XCX auto-pic with me in January?
still love the end of year lists bc i invariably find something new that i really enjoy. Thanks to Crack Mag for turning me on to Ethel Cain
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
still love the end of year lists bc i invariably find something new that i really enjoy. Thanks to Crack Mag for turning me on to Ethel Cain
love to see the youths dancing and having fun, very joyful sight
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
love to see the youths dancing and having fun, very joyful sight
why does Buddha go so hard tho? 😭
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
why does Buddha go so hard tho? 😭
NY is the kind of place that you can walk past a bougie looking climbing/bouldering center and they’re blasting free jazz
September 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
NY is the kind of place that you can walk past a bougie looking climbing/bouldering center and they’re blasting free jazz
August 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
bathing in the blood of my enemies (reflexively smashed a mosquito while in the bath and it fell in the tub)
August 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
bathing in the blood of my enemies (reflexively smashed a mosquito while in the bath and it fell in the tub)
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I don’t really care what this place is or isn’t. Alls I know is it’s been great for the business of The Onion and that both Zuck and Musk have experience cooking and/or hiding the books on their own traffic. Doesn’t really matter if there are more page views if they’re not real people.
Both X and Threads have far more users than Bluesky. But X is a Nazi pit and Threads is exceptionally boring—and if you're looking to drive traffic, Bluesky outperforms both. So don't feel anxious that you're missing out by using this smaller platform. If you enjoy it, happily continue to do so.
July 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I don’t really care what this place is or isn’t. Alls I know is it’s been great for the business of The Onion and that both Zuck and Musk have experience cooking and/or hiding the books on their own traffic. Doesn’t really matter if there are more page views if they’re not real people.
“and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.” - me, middle-aged and sincerely talking about the feeling of experiencing very comfortable shoes
July 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.” - me, middle-aged and sincerely talking about the feeling of experiencing very comfortable shoes
clearly a plot by big vegan:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“They are like a cross between a lentil and a velociraptor”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“They are like a cross between a lentil and a velociraptor”
‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis
Unusually aggressive lone star ticks, common in the south-east, are spreading to areas previously too cold for them
www.theguardian.com
June 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
clearly a plot by big vegan:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“They are like a cross between a lentil and a velociraptor”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“They are like a cross between a lentil and a velociraptor”
honestly it took longer than i thought it would
can’t wait for the inevitable trump musk falling out
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
honestly it took longer than i thought it would
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who wants my job?
JOB VACANCY - SENIOR PRODUCER
We’re looking for a new Senior Producer to help plan our programme and make it happen: www.cafeoto.co.uk/job-vacancy-...
We’re looking for a new Senior Producer to help plan our programme and make it happen: www.cafeoto.co.uk/job-vacancy-...
May 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
who wants my job?
amazing prank, this kid is going places
For easily the worst of the recognized non-denominational holidays, 9yo meticulously deconstructed, then seamlessly re-assembled an Oreo replacing the “créme” with Crest 3D White Hydrogen Peroxide toothpaste, which took an embarrassing number of bites to clock (both went straight into the garbage)
April 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
amazing prank, this kid is going places
pretty sure my elderly cat has bad eyesight. Wish cats could get corrective lenses
March 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
pretty sure my elderly cat has bad eyesight. Wish cats could get corrective lenses
just peeked at twitter and it definitely reads like the apocalypse is now
February 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
just peeked at twitter and it definitely reads like the apocalypse is now
Reading the news, it just sounds like The Purge every day over in America rn
February 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reading the news, it just sounds like The Purge every day over in America rn
makes it harder to pay taxes, what if nobody does???
Elon Musk claims to have "deleted" the office in the IRS which has enabled people to file their tax returns electronically, simply, and for free.
February 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
makes it harder to pay taxes, what if nobody does???
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I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.
apparently they sell coconut water at Berghain now? Years ago, I literally tweeted that clubs should sell coconut water and now my wish has come true
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
apparently they sell coconut water at Berghain now? Years ago, I literally tweeted that clubs should sell coconut water and now my wish has come true
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Meta is deleting links to Pixelfed, a decentralized, open source Instagram competitor that has had skyrocketing signups in recent days: www.404media.co/meta-is-bloc...
Meta Is Blocking Links to Decentralized Instagram Competitor Pixelfed
Pixelfed said it is "seeing unprecedented levels of traffic."
www.404media.co
January 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Meta is deleting links to Pixelfed, a decentralized, open source Instagram competitor that has had skyrocketing signups in recent days: www.404media.co/meta-is-bloc...
on the bright side, maybe that would be a good reason for Calexit?
In an interview that aired Sunday on NBC’s Meet the Press, Newsom told NBC News correspondent Jacob Soboroff that he is worried about Trump revoking the federal disaster aid that President Biden has promised California for the next 6 months—a threat that Trump, in fact, has made multiple times.
Will Trump Withhold Disaster Aid to California?
Gov. Gavin Newsom says he fears Trump will reverse President Biden's commitment to federal aid for the state in the wake of the devastating LA wildfires.
www.motherjones.com
January 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
on the bright side, maybe that would be a good reason for Calexit?